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[–] Shindo66@lemmy.world 85 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It must have been a midwesterner texting, its such a polite response to such an unhinged response

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Might have been Canadian or British. Not everything happens in the US you know.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes, and also every country has Arby's and things called "Big Montana" because we all just love and respect the US so much.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Big Montana does kind of sound like something "American" they'd sell in Japan.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

'The Big Rhodes Ireland burger'.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

He truly is the complete American dream in one package.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Arby's is present in an odd mix of countries including the aforementioned Canada and Japan, and also Costa Rica, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, and Turkey.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

Oh yeah, it's totally an odd mix, not just a list of countries with constant US military presence

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Psssshhhhhh, not according to the news cycles.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Blessing beef isn’t legal in Canada or British.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

In Italy they slappa da beef

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Of course, it’s in the constitution.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Not only is it legal, it’s strongly encouraged.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Halal its not!

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 61 points 3 days ago
[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 77 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Check in if you're a Xennial and this is your exact flavor of humor.....

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

Oh shit! I always just thought I was weird. Nope! Turns out I'm just a Xennial. 83' represent!

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago

Beef flavour?

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Check in if you're one and have done exactly this to someone who texted the wrong number.

[–] UninvestedCuriosity@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

It's rare enough to be a good band name.

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

You got me!

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Reporting for duty o7

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah. Yeah… Why is making Arby’s the butt of a joke so hilarious, and why is “beef” so snicker inducing?

“Beef” 🤭

[–] late_list@piefed.zip 13 points 2 days ago

Wanda has been forewarned. If she's not prepared for the arrival of the meatstorm that's entirely on her.

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

It's a baby shower. Wanda's meatstorm already came.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 21 points 3 days ago

Don’t fuck this up for me, Sally.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 days ago

Nobody beats our meat

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago
[–] starik@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

I feel sorry for the ham. Not getting blessed, and there’s way more of it.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago

That last text is something to send the husband a propos of nothing

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

What you're saying is you have the meats.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

I understand big pot vs 4 packs noodles

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

Holy Durango's!

I've seen Wanda naked. Fact is, she already brought the roast beef.