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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pulling swords out of rocks is no basis for a system of government

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Yet still superior in result to the United State's current method.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Look we have a Toyota hopped up on ketamine as president and I'm too afraid to step into the capital to try to impeach it

I don't know imagine Trump pulled out the stone, you'd never see the end of it...

[–] Revolver1864@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We can discuss this at the bi-weekly meeting

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The one that happens every 2 weeks or the one that happens twice a week?

[–] Sludge@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Twice a week every other week. Bi-bi-weekly.

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

I thought biweekly was every other week and diweekly would be twice a week?

[–] FearMeAndDecay@literature.cafe 4 points 1 month ago

There’s a bi week? Lucky, most of us only get one day a year

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the guy with the 2nd gen Dodge trying to pull Mjolnir out of the ground in the first Thor movie

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Dodge clearly isn't worthy. Now a Volvo on the other hand...

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

How about whatever is was that opened the TARDIS' dashboard?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should have used a Highlander

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's all fine and dandy unti; the King of England Highlander meets another Highlander on the road.

[–] Darohan@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Fuck it, beats the one we've got

[–] JakenVeina@midwest.social 7 points 1 month ago

was definitely expecting it to go the other way.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

More legitimate than most governments

[–] ch3t@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 1 month ago

Hilux is worthy

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

me and the boys and I

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)