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I heard that vapes were a conspiracy to get people used to sucking robot dick.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw a post about sucking robot dick today, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"
it's not a conspiracy and we didn't need help
Yea suck it you dirty fleshbags
Get that clanker clussy
And don't call me Roger.
Ahem, *electric dick…
Philip K Dreams would be ashamed of you
no, they don't even dream of meat dick. they just dream of dildo icebergs because they have no imagination
Hopefully.
AI?
2B
Or not?
wait fuck is that A2?
Hell if I know.
Nah that's 2B
Yeah I think lore-wise she would be.
But artist-wise?
I think it’s a figurine it was hard finding an image of it with clothes on.
Go on...
We all know why...
Electric Gonorrhea: The Noisy Killer
I love you more the moon, the stars and <POETIC IMAGE #36 NOT FOUND!>
"used"
Dunno, but dick dreams of androids.
Used dick
dont we all
Holy crap this made me think of Nier: Automata. I'm pretty sure there is a dialogue, cut scene or some other context in which they say, "do androids dream of..." But I can't remember the last part. Maybe "humans"? And I'm sure Nier got its inspiration from some philosopher or classical litterateur that I don't know of.
It's a reference. The story that became "Blade Runner" was titled: "Do Androids dream of electric sheep?" Written by Philip K Dick.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Philip K Dicks by Blade Sheep was better
NICE. :D Thanks! :)
you're thinking of the part where the tin can robots fuck and then human looking robots appear and you're shocked by their missing penises (and then they bark and when they bark they shoot penises at you. i think. it's been a while since i played Nier)
If my custom trained AI model works, they most certainly do.
Cloaca is my bet
It is the best orifice
Almost a certainty
"vape pen"