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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

To be honest people eat basil and rosemary leaves not the wood part. So the same could be said about bay leaves, no one bites the tree itself

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

You've never had cinnamon!?

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago

Wait... You guys dont bite trees?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 hours ago

True wood? Wood was reinvented multiple times.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago

I thought shrubs were defined from multiple stem growth

[–] quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

That reminds me, I must go check if the oregano is ready to harvest.

Edit: I'll check again in two weeks

[–] megopie@beehaw.org 3 points 4 hours ago

So… are they spices? Like cinnamon?

[–] Gwyntale@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 4 points 8 hours ago

Say 'what' one more time motherfucker

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

shrubabbaby

shrubry

shurubaby

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago

i love this comics so much

[–] amniote@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Basilicum makes wood, obviously.

Herb

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

Outstanding meme abuse.

[–] btsax@reddthat.com 25 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

The other side of this coin is that the banana is the largest herb; the banana tree is the tallest plant that doesn't produce wood

Of course mixing up culinary and botany meanings deliberately is dumb and leads to people saying things like "a tomato is a fruit" and "a strawberry isn't a berry" those people can go produce their own wood if you know what I mean

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

A strawberry isn't a berry. It's just small and has it in the name. It doesn't even look like a berry.

Also a banana isn't an herb. Just the banana tree is. The banana is a berry.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

How do strawberries not look like berries to you?

1000138284

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Berries are supposed to be bulbous and smooth. The only berry I can come up with that kinda has strawberry features is a raspberry because it's more squishy. But even then, it has a lot of the little balls, like a blackberry. Strawberries just don't look like a berry.

[–] btsax@reddthat.com 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zer0squar3d@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

Rosemary does grow like a shrub if you let it. A regular size one.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 8 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Strawberries are not berries (but aggregate accessory fruits). Cucumber, watermelon and pumpkin belong to the same family of plants. Tomatoes are fruit. Well botanically, vegetables do not exist anyway. Vegetables are a social construct. Also, wheat is a kind of grass. Isn't our world beautiful?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How can vegetarians be real if our vegetables aren’t real?

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Now you're asking the questions they don't want you to ask

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I get the idea planetologists got high of their own supply. What the fuck is up with all that?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

The most sensical classification of species. Tracking shared traits and now shared DNA to group species by how recently they share an ancestor.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

It is beautiful, but you made it sound like Mexican food. It's all the same you can just do it differently and call it something else.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 47 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

Sub-shrub

So I should put them on sandwiches? 🤔

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 27 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Does this suggest the existence of dom-shrubs?

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 15 hours ago

True wood, indeed.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Absolutely. Basil with tomato, mozzarella, some spinach if you want to bulk it up and get more nutrients, and a balsamic glaze.

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

If the bread is still connected on your sub, is it technically a hotdog?

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 30 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

aren't herbs

What on Earth is that bird's definition of an "herb"? A pretty uncontroversial definition from Wikipedia:

Herbs generally refers to the leafy green or flowering parts of a plant (either fresh or dried), while spices are usually dried and produced from other parts of the plant, including seeds, bark, roots and fruits.

And what the goddamn hell is "true wood" supposed to distinguish? Do plants grow the faux wood that I can buy at Lowe's? Rosemary is a woody shrub and, like basil, is in the family Lamiaceae with a bunch of other herbs.

"Shrubs" and "herbs" are not mutually exclusive (and basil isn't a shrub – a woody perennial – anyway). wtaf is the logic here; there's pedantry, and then there's fucking nonsense pulled out of thin air.


Edit: Wait, is the comic talking about herbaceous plants (shortened in botany as “herbs”)? Because in that case, 1) that’s not news in botanical terms for rosemary, 2) basil is an herbaceous annual, 3) why did it single out rosemary and basil if it didn’t mean to imply a culinary sense, and 4) still what the hell did it mean by “true wood”? It’s simultaneously less and more confusing.

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

And what the goddamn hell is “true wood” supposed to distinguish?

I suppose if it contains lignin, it's really wood, otherwise it just kinda looks like wood at best. If it's real wood, most animals, with a few exceptions here and there, cannot directly digest it.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I suppose if it contains lignin, it’s really wood

I appreciate you trying to fill in the gaps that the comic leaves with its abject, ignorant nonsense masquerading as pedantry, but wood is more complicated than just the presence of lignin.

Otherwise, oops, wheat is wood.

[–] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Shrubbery@piefed.social 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You must go to the tallest tree in these woods and cut it down. WITH . . . a haddock!

[–] NOPper@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 2 hours ago

Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done!

[–] waigl@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, basil?

Rosemary, I get (and also thyme, btw), but basil? At best, the dried out stalks of a basil can look a bit woody, but that's true for a lot of plants.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Basil I forgot about and dried:

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

When Basil matures, especially after it flowers it gets pretty woody

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 12 hours ago

Yup, gardeners are encouraged to cut off the tops of basil so that it doesn't flower (and then it doesn't turn woody).

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Everyone in here talking about science and my stupid ass thought this was a reference to the song Scarborough fair