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[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago

They get trickled down piss.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

There's a hierarchy to this sort of thing.

Case in point: We're All In The Epstein Files, a podcast episode by the worst people you know who only have jobs because they're brown nosers and yes-men.

There's an entire courtier class that get paid handsomely to defend billionaires. And then they stand up these big media institutions that hire even more people. Bari Weiss, another classic example of a come-from-nothing lick spittle who never saw a boot shiny enough that it couldn't be improved by her tongue. Now she's pulling down nine figures in payout, so she can lay off half the CBS workforce at the command of her failson boss, David Ellison.

Sucking up to these people is its own reward. Whether you're one of the last few non-indie journalists or managers who still has a job in publishing or an insufferable bowtie campus conservative who coasts through the Ivy League by screaming "Failing me is antisemitic!" at any professor to the left of Ted Cruz, there's a dividend paid out to the loudest and most annoying hacks. From Riley Gaines to Charlie Kirk, you will be rewarded for your piety.

Meanwhile, disobedience to the billionaire class carries its own perils. Maybe you're someone at Gawker who lost their job to a Peter Thiel financed lawsuit. Maybe you're a Palestinian journalist who got a sniper round through the earhole, because you were taking too many pictures of a double-tapped ambulance in Gaza or the West Bank or Lebanon. Maybe you're a student activist on a visa who just got picked up by ICE. Maybe you're a union organizer on a dozen different blacklists. Maybe you're just some senior citizen Black Panther, who has been cooling heels in prison for bogus drug or gun charges since the Reagan Era.

Eric Adams has a real incentive to sell-out. Leqaa Kordia has a real incentive to stay quiet.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Cucked by an angel season 3 is wild

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

At least some of them have to be paid.

Remember when, in the early days of social media, "average" people were put on display in the MSM saying stuff like: "Privacy is dead. So please do like me and plaster all of your personal data all over the internet. It's a thing all of the cool kids are doing right now."
Who just does that, like from the bottom of their hearts? Come on.

[–] depletedDefenses@fedinsfw.app 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] jcampenish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

No, those are Pepsi rays.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The crying woman is close enough to the design of a monument in the cemetery near my house that I'm pretty sure that he's stealing her dead baby, which, given Jesus' close association with Israel, is right on brand.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Simping for billionaires is st*pid as fuck but don't forget to tip your landlord

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

No shot anyone actually does the latter.

Literally Monarchy 2.0. "I'll do anything for my king!" "We've found that ensuring brand loyalty in our core demographic is essential to maintaining our bottom line."

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Quite tweet a screenshot of someone saying billionaires should pay more taxes with "concerning"

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Y'all made me look like I was defending billionaires when I was defending crimes is there some kind of lemmy court where I can clear my bad name of this bullshit

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there a lemmy court where i can make my bad name worse?

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

awwww c'mon