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I know it's weird but that little bit of promo swag had been on my keychain across 4 cars and now my keys are weirdly light. It makes me kind of sad.

Edit: I knew y'all would understand. I'm going to try the epoxy idea on my next day off. Your responses have turned a crummy day into a great one.

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[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Ive still got the book from Collector Edition that keyring came from! It's awesome.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

If it's that sentimental, put it in a frame, not back with your keys, otherwise it'll eventually break again.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 35 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Obtain:

  • A micro drill bit. Cheap off AliExpress. A bit more elsewhere.
  • A trip to ACE hardware (or hobby craft shop). Get:
    • A thin metal dowel, as thick as the medium thick micro-drill bit. You don't need more than 1-2". Or you can get a couple of thin, stainless steel nails and hack off the ends to size. For this, you'll need good shears or a little saw. Extra credit for using a Dremel.
    • A good, metal-friendly glue or a dual-mix epoxy. I'd ask for advice.

Setup:

  • Drill a tiny hole at the center of each side of the loop. Maybe 1/8" or 2-3mm. Standard drill. Protip: the micro-drill bits also fit a Dremel.
  • Drill a slightly deeper hole on the body side (assuming it's solid).
  • Dry run: test cut a length of metal dowel, enough to join loop and body. Cut to length until both loop and body meet and are flush. The hole shouldn't be too tight. Enough space for glue that comes later.
  • The dowel adds structure and distributes stress pressure. Reason they use rebars in cement structures.

Assembly:

  • Drizzle a drop of glue into each hole and a little on the dowel. A little more onto surfaces where the broken parts connect.
  • Assemble body, dowels stuck into drilled holes on both sides, and loop.
  • Wipe excess glue.
  • Wrap some tape vertically to hold it tight. Doesn't matter what kind. It's just there to hold things into place.
  • Leave overnight to set.
  • Grab a beverage and stress-scream into a couch cushion. You are master of the physical universe.

Post-coitus:

  • Unwrap tape, admire handiwork, then put back on keychain.
  • Tell EVERYONE.
  • Post back here with pictures. You've earned it.

Since this is on a keychain, it will be constantly getting pulled. Just gluing it in, or even welding may apply sudden strains and have it snap off at the compromised joints.

This way, it will outlive you and your grandchildren.

[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Man, that's so much work. I'd just be sad instead.

[–] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago

But ... Think of the coitus?!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

Sometimes repairing a thing is its own joy

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

This is a really great way to repair it, keeping in mind for future things that might break lol

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

That's a long time to own a thing. A lot of love goes into it.

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

I think this is the most feels I've seen in this club.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 8 hours ago
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'd braze it but I'm a fucking barbarian.

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

yeah, came here to say this. epoxy is not ideal

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe silver solder would do. Might be less likely to discolor it.

[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Would it be strong enough?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I've done some pretty robust repairs with silver solder. It's a lot stronger than regular lead solder.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Drill, tap, machine screws with loc-tite?

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[–] fluxx@mander.xyz 43 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Hey looks like it is copper substrate, it could be soldered together!

[–] pomfegranate@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I totally get it.

I would find a jeweler or metal worker and get it fixed. It might be expensive but apparently it would be worth it to you.

Edit:

Story time- I had a multitool my dad purchased for me before he died. I lost it one day and I was totally bummed. I mean I cried for like a whole day. Over a tool. Anyway I saw one on eBay once by random chance and bought it. When it arrived, it felt like the old one and I realized the object itself wasn’t special, it was what I memories and feelings it reminded me of when I held it. The new one did the same thing, at least close enough. So if repairing is not an option, replacing it might fill the hole.

I found one for you.

https://ebay.us/m/syXXxb

[–] The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 25 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Act like a proper car guy and slap some JB Weld on the bastard

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

If it's good enough for the engine block it's good enough for the keyring.

[–] BrickEater@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

My first thought! Solderings good too if they can, but JB all day otherwise

[–] markz@suppo.fi 77 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I guess it could be welded back

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Hi, woman engineer here, so if I'm not allowed to post please delete.

That won't take a weld, but the tab could be drilled and then a steel pin (preferably knurled) put in and braised/soldered in place ... or even just epoxied. Then it would be stronger than new :-)

[–] quips@slrpnk.net 19 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Why would you not be allowed to post?

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 21 points 6 hours ago

She's not dull.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Because this is the "Dull Men's Club", and I'm accustomed to being shut down in men's spaces.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Ah who cares, I think it's more about the theme, not the gender.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

Thank you for making me laugh :-D

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There was an attempt at a gender-neutral community name (“dullsters” club) but this one has been more successful. I’ve only seen very open attitudes in here though. I don’t believe it’s intended to be a men’s space.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 hours ago

Good to know :-)

[–] vodka@feddit.org 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It takes a real man to be a dull woman in a dull men's club. Or something like that

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Is this the part where I crank my hog?

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

AROOOOO! You can be a dull man! You can be one of the boys! You can be one of the girlies! You can be whomever you want if you feel comfortable being that way and no one is being negatively affected!

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

[–] cecilkorik@piefed.ca 7 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

My philosophy is that on the internet, everybody's a quantum superposition of men and women. You can be whichever you want at any time as far as it matters to me. If you want to be one of the guys here, you're welcome to be in my opinion.

Expertise is expertise and should be welcomed no matter what one's gender might be.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not really into the idea of being "one of the guys", but thank you ... when I see something that can be fixed, I want to fix it.

Not everyone feels the same way as you, unfortunately

[–] cecilkorik@piefed.ca 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Understood, you can be whoever you want to be and call yourself whatever you want is my point. All I'm saying is I don't put much stock in the idea that gender really matters here. Hopefully I didn't come across as intending to say anything offensive.

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

Not at all :-)

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Mods bring the pitchforks!

[–] David_Eight@lemmy.world 33 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago

I used soma that stuff for the first time the other day. Specifically the steelstik. It dries black. I was in shambles. Strong AF though.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 5 points 7 hours ago

New Achievement: Unlocked!

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 10 points 8 hours ago

I totally get it. If I like something and use it or have it around a long time I bond with it. Does not matter if it was expensive or cheap but if it was cheap/free I tend to love it more however if it was expensive I tend to be madder at the loss.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Think of it this way: if you put some effort into repairing it, it will have even more personal meaning than it did before.

The simplest thing you could do is just drill a hole on one end to pass a keyring through. That metal looks soft enough that any basic drill bit rated for mild steel should be able to punch through it in about a minute. File off the rough bits where the tab broke off, now it's custom.

Objects don't carry their own meaning. They have meaning because we give it to them.

[–] rycee@lemmy.world 40 points 11 hours ago (10 children)

Bummer, perhaps it can be repaired? By the way, be very careful about sharing photos of keys, it is often quite easy to produce a duplicate key from a photo.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 42 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I did think of that. The key visible in the photo is a dummy key that goes to a lock that I've misplaced.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
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