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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

There are several terminals with security checkpoints, this does not represent “JFK Airport” as a whole. This shown terminal is T5, JetBlue’s terminal.

Edit: who downvoted, lol. I’ve been to JFK 4 times this week. Nothing I said is untrue. It literally says Jetblue check in on the sign. Go pound sand.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago

Your get what you voted! Enjoy your fucking war.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

Are the flights backed up to, or are they just leaving half empty all the time?

[–] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Where are people even going? I know we're all kind of on that bandwagon where we just disassociate with the bad events happening everywhere right now as a defense mechanism but how does traveling make any sense right now? I just can't

[–] teegus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago

Work. Studies. Family. Funerals. Escaping reality. Evading justice. Lots of reasons.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 19 hours ago

Zero sympathy for USian planet incinerating jet-set crowd. They got what they voted for.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

And not a mask to be found as a new variant of Covid surges…

[–] mech@feddit.org 159 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Boy am I glad they're making sure a terrorist with a bomb can't get onto a plane to kill a lot of people packed together in a crowded place.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't blow up a plane if nobody can get onto the plane!

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 25 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Blows up airport instead ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, that's not TSAs direct job, so they don't care.

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[–] xSikes@feddit.online 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The sad thing about this is that most Trump supporters probably don’t fly because either they’re always in their own bubble and/or can’t afford to. So they can’t relate to this, so it’s a non-issue sadly.

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

They don’t fly because God invented the car, Jesus built the highways and St Peter gave republicans the car keys.

Why share a plane with other Americans when you can just drive around, as god intended ?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

So they get to punish others for doing the things they choose not to do.

Again.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why don't they just let people take their assault rifles onto the plane such that they can defend themselves? Are they stupid?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 43 points 1 day ago

It's an airplane, not a grade school classroom.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

did you mean Trump JFK Airport?

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[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm missing something, what's the context?

[–] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

TSA (the security theater people) had been unfunded for the last 50 or so days

[–] immutable@lemmy.zip 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Additional context:

TSA is part of DHS (Department of Homeland Security). ICE and border patrol are also a part of DHS.

After ICE started shooting citizens, the democrats said “no additional funding without some reforms.” In trumps Big Beautiful Bill ICE was already given a huge chunk of funding for the next few years, but they would like more.

Democrats have been trying to fund TSA but want a separate vote for ICE. This arrangement recently passed the senate but republicans in the house voted it down because they think they can pin the blame on the democrats and force them to give ICE more funding along with the TSA.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

They didnt vote on it as far as I know. MJ just won't allow it to be brought for a vote because it would probably pass.

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is there any other country on earth that stops working altogether once a year?

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Lol I was looking into this the other day. From what I understand it's to prevent too much power being with any one group in US govt ..

Short answer is no, most countries have rules that see public servants (govt. employees) paid even when a department's budget has not been agreed - for example Belgium https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010%E2%80%932011_Belgian_government_formation

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[–] Rothe@piefed.social 22 points 1 day ago

Only once a year? Are you talking about the US, because it seems to have stopped working quite some time ago.

[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 85 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good thing the US has a high speed railway network like China, Japan, Europe or Morocco, so you don't need to get on a plane. Oh.. wait...

I hear Elon Musk is getting right on that. These conservatives are so efficient and successful! Good thing we keep finding new tax breaks for them.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tired of ~~waiting~~ winning yet?

[–] nasquamesse@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Pleease Mr. President, no more winning!

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[–] miked@piefed.social 4 points 23 hours ago

It feels worse in real life. I was there on Sunday. Cannot recall ever being in longer lines.

[–] timestatic@feddit.org 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The American electorate, truly the greatest in the world

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’d much rather have Camacho as the president. At least he knew that he should trust people smarter than him.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Camacho was a great president. I submit the following:

  1. When faced with a problem he didn't know how to solve, he appointed the best person he could find and listened to their advice.

  2. Upon realizing that he made a mistake, he reversed course and corrected.

  3. I don't think he ever raped a minor.

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[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

I can feel the stress and exhaustion emanating from this image.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’d honestly just cancel my holiday instead going through that trauma.

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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 20 hours ago

What is this? A No Kings airport?

[–] unnamed1@feddit.org 33 points 1 day ago

Looks like a freedom country chicken farm

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Hey MAGA, thanks for making London Heathrow a better airport.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 25 points 1 day ago

Yeah but.. Is America great again yet?

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Jesus Fucking Krist airport right now.

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you're state/city doesn't upgrade your airport either. I just flew through SFO and DIA this past week and security was under 5 minutes because they dont rely on TSA staff for the majority of their functions.

[–] miked@piefed.social 4 points 23 hours ago

I flew round trip to JFK from SFO. Departing SFO felt normal. JFK was a nightmare.

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

I’ve only been to JFK once, but I get the sense that the lines there always look like this. Not saying all the other stuff isn’t an issue, but don’t give JFK any credit. Hands down the worst airport I’ve been to. Avoid at all cost.

[–] kossa@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

JFK is shit, yeah. But LAX is worse. They don't have any designated area for overlay. You have to go through immigration, only to go through security again to get your connecting flight. And immigration is rude, like, I don't want to enter your shitty country, you make me do it, because you apparently don't know how to build airports.

And security takes ages, so you wait in line, while you're called out already to board the flight. Like I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THAT LINE! I did not want to go through immigration or security or anything. I just wanted to get my connecting flight.

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Flying is such a giant humiliation ritual, I have no idea why people even bother.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 21 points 1 day ago

Because places are far away

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I flew out of EWR on Friday and my flight left (the gate) on time. Now, we took off 30m late because of the traffic at our final destination, but security was 10m and we were on the plane on time. It was incredible. The longest wait was to get the kids some chicken fingers, that was like 30m.

[–] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My coworker noped out of a trip across country because they’d have a grandchild with them, and didn’t want any issues with missing flights, long waits, or ICE shenanigans. If they didn’t have their grandchild, they probably would have taken the train instead.

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