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[โ€“] sanbdra@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

The real mystery of Lost wasnโ€™t the island, it was the writers explaining that ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 31 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The guy who played Sam in game of thrones said he would ask people, who pointed out tye similar plot hole with his character, something along the lines of "you know I don't actually live on the wall right?" I don't want to search for the clip to find the exact quote so sorry if that's too far off.

[โ€“] JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 21 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

Also something along "theres living dead, giants, dragons, magic, and the only thing you find unrealistic is someone not losing weight?"

[EDIT] To downvoters, it's in quote marks, because it's a quote.

[โ€“] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Because there is no in-fiction reason why that would be the case. Dragons aren't realistic, but not losing weight is internally inconsistent with the rules of the world as presented to us.

[โ€“] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (2 children)

John Snow regularly gives his best buddy his extra rolls because he has a gluten allergy.

Boom, explained.

[โ€“] qarbone@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

And it would be good if they showed something like that on screen. Shows Jon as a kind friend, if a little too soft.

[โ€“] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I don't have any context to know if that works here or not, but either way, relying on headcanon to explain the primary text is a hallmark of sloppy writing.

[โ€“] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

He was fat in the original books.

[โ€“] Bazell@lemmy.zip 12 points 12 hours ago
[โ€“] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Is this implying that everyone on those stranded-on-a-desert-island shows are just actors and they stay in hotels and live comfortably when the camera isn't on them?

[โ€“] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I just assumed The Skipper on Giligan's Island ate a lot of coconuts.

[โ€“] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The Skipper was 60's fat, Hurley is 21st century fat.

The difference is about one entire person.

[โ€“] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 hours ago

Hah, good point.

[โ€“] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There were actually ten people on the Minnow but The Skipper is also a cannibal.

[โ€“] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 hours ago

Sadly, it was clear that The Skipper wasn't cool because he didn't eat the rich. Source: I was forced to watch this show on re-runs as a kid.

[โ€“] IronBird@lemmy.world 100 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

as someone who can't be bothered to watch Lost, what are some of the reasons given for him remaining fat?

[โ€“] biscuit@lemdro.id 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Hurley was only on the island for 108 days before being rescued. As he said on the show "I'm a big guy, it's gonna be a while before I lose a few notches". 108 days isn't a massive amount of time.

In season two he did hoard some food from The Hatch for himself, but then when the 2nd food drop came he ultimately gave it all away (served as part of his character arc). There was never a 3rd drop of food in the show.

This is just a silly meme it's best not to judge the show from it. They don't "keep making up excuses".

[โ€“] treesapx@lemmy.world 49 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Asking Lost to give you answers is the reason none of us talk about Lost.

[โ€“] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 11 points 12 hours ago

The opening text image did explicitly say that the writers did come up with explanations.

[โ€“] daannii@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

He keeps finding food stashes. Finds a food pantry in a bunker (start of season 2). Then a pallet of food dropped by helicopter (mid or late season 2). Then they made it a reoccurring drop delivery even though there hadn't been reoccurring food drops the whole first season. No one found any of the drops nor saw a helicopter even though it was right by the camp/hatch. But it was apparently happening the whole time.

It still was never clear who was having the food drops made but maybe dharma initiative. Since they knew Desmond was living in the bunker and the food was supposedly for him.

Also it's a pretty good show. The last season was confusing and misunderstood.

But the rest is solid. Good acting. Interesting characters. Honestly worth watching.

[โ€“] Davel23@fedia.io 126 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I recall something about him finding a case of candy bars in the plane's wreckage, and hiding them so he could have them all to himself.

[โ€“] Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip 111 points 22 hours ago

They find an abandoned station full of nonperishable food supplies and he becomes the person in charge of supply rationing.

Also I think at one point they pull the "I tried, but I just can't seem to lose the weight" card and kinda give up.

But most importantly, if he lost a ton of weight those time travel episodes would be tough to track!

[โ€“] starik@lemmy.zip 77 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

He probably didnโ€™t get paid millions for his first major gig

[โ€“] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 57 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe not the first season or two. But he was a series regular for six seasons for what at the time was one of the most popular television shows, ever. His character had unique staying power in that show.

[โ€“] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 54 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

You could say he lends that weight to the role

[โ€“] slazer2au@lemmy.world 18 points 19 hours ago

Fuck you, take my upvote.

[โ€“] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (6 children)

But it clearly worked out for him, I mean we see him on new media all the time! What, you can't think of anything? Just Google his name!

[โ€“] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 23 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I mean he was part of the main cast on Hawai Five-0 for like 6 seasons too. Credited with 130 episodes on IMDb. Dude's probably loaded and only takes occasional roles for fun nowadays.

[โ€“] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If he was smart about investing it, he probably earned enough to retire and live at a middle-class level for the rest of his life. But, he's probably not loaded. He wasn't ever one of the main stars of a show, he was always a side character. Plus, lifestyle inflation is a big problem for actors. Say he was making $400k per year on Hawaii Five-O, he probably wasn't living a modest $80k/year lifestyle and putting away 80% of his earnings.

I would bet he's still out looking for work so he can live in a house in LA with a pool up in the hills, not in a 1 bedroom apartment in the city.

[โ€“] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

He started off at 20-40k per episode and was doing 80k per episode in season 3 of Lost, possibly more in the later seasons. More than a million a year easily at that point. He was pretty important for a supporting cast member and they all made decent money.

Supposedly he also doesn't like living a flashy life with fancy stuff, his treat to himself for landing the Hawaii Five-0 gig was a custom jumpsuit, not a car or watch or house.

So that got me curious and I went and checked his insta. Not a single instance of him flexing wealth or trying to be an influencer or whatever. Seems like he wanted to be the opposite of Hurley with his money.

Now if he was a big spender, it'd be pretty easy to burn through all his money, but it looks like he's more careful than that.

[โ€“] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That's great. I hope he's basically able to pick and choose his roles these days, and not work if there's nothing he's interested in.

[โ€“] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

Looks like it. He says he's passed on TV shows that he found uninteresting.

[โ€“] phonics@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

I think you need to do a certain amount of roles per year or whatever to stay in the actors guild.

[โ€“] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

I literally thought that was Steve from Gamers Nexus.

[โ€“] can@sh.itjust.works 18 points 23 hours ago

His image is immortalized in rock history

[โ€“] treesapx@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I actually really like Bookie.

[โ€“] Whirlygirl9@kbin.earth 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Is...is it Wolfgang Van Halen?

[โ€“] tpyo@lemmy.world 17 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

His name is 412 KB JPG. It's literally right there

[โ€“] Orygin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

What a soothing name, I'll name my first born in his honor

[โ€“] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

He is the only thing I remember about that show. Then again, I have never really watched it

[โ€“] kilgore_trout@feddit.it 3 points 12 hours ago

Here's a graphical summary for you:

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