this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

The current PM said this . It was right after he took office and there is a video of it. And he said something like "now don't make us burn the WH down, ...again (smiles snuggly).

I believe it was in response to Trump's threats about annexing Canada.

I also am pretty sure there was a red curtain background. If that helps anyone find the clip.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 14 points 14 hours ago

American here, can confirm, if we were invaded by a foreign power, I'd root for the foreign power.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Lock the doors before he gets out first please

[–] Bwaz@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Got a head start for you, on the East Wing

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

If you burn down the White House you better make sure the resident is in it .... otherwise we will get MAD!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

More likely to find him in Mar a Lago, which is unfortunately a lot farther away from Canada.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Yeah the architecture is innocent, it's the fascist fucks occupying it that I've got a problem with

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 18 points 16 hours ago
[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 59 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Trump is tearing it down himself.

[–] AlreadyDefederated@midwest.social 24 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Ah, the secret Canadian operative we never suspected!

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Well his grandfather did run a brothel in Canada.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

Was it underage too?

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Because Larry Ellison and Elon Musk wanted to build a StarGate data center there. The Epstein ballroom was an afterthought cover-up.

Seriously check out the architect change, the funding, the military consulting, the power upgrades the city is doing

[–] XLE@piefed.social 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Look I’m not gonna say “please do” because with the current admin pretty sure they would just come round me up. I’m just saying, if it were to happen, well, no harm no foul on my book

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago

Oh sweet summer child. They won't hold back just because you didn't technically say the thing.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago


no please stop

[–] RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Canada really said don’t make me come down there again 😭

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

It's going to need to be burned down anyways. It's going to stank like ass and old diapers with ketchup on top.

Tacky tasteless gold bullshit everywhere. Pictures of his ugly fucking mug.

Burn the whole fucking thing down.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I unironically feel like the White House burning down actually should be on a 2028 bingo card.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't bet against it, he's having his incompetent stooges rebuild a whole wing, i would not be surprise if they hit a gas line or something.

[–] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

I’m really hoping it’s done so cheaply, because they know they ain’t getting paid, that it collapses when they host some big-wig event mocking the poor, like that party a few months ago.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Glass Mar-A-Lago. Burn the evil down at the root.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

During a MAGAt rally? The atrocity. clutches Pearl

Cost-effective, though.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago
[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Oh no! they are burning down the white house! It would be a shame if someone spilled all this diesel everywhere!

[–] Zomg@piefed.world 6 points 18 hours ago

The Geneva checklist

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Please please please please please dear God please

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

Just make sure its during those stupid fucking cabinet meetings where all those stupid corrupt fucks are at the WH.

[–] Reannlegge@lemmy.ca 5 points 19 hours ago

Don’t like the character you used for a Canadian but we do have a habit of getting shit faced after burning it down.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Why are you cursing, like that's some kind of threat?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Americans fumbling an invasion of Canada and provoking retaliatory action by the British Navy feels like it has more in common with the US-Iran war than the Trump rabble rousing in Alberta.