Lock the doors before he gets out first please
this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2026
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Take off ya hoser!
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American here, can confirm, if we were invaded by a foreign power, I'd root for the foreign power.
If you burn down the White House you better make sure the resident is in it .... otherwise we will get MAD!
More likely to find him in Mar a Lago, which is unfortunately a lot farther away from Canada.
Yeah the architecture is innocent, it's the fascist fucks occupying it that I've got a problem with
Got a head start for you, on the East Wing
Trump is tearing it down himself.
Ah, the secret Canadian operative we never suspected!
Well his grandfather did run a brothel in Canada.
Was it underage too?
Because Larry Ellison and Elon Musk wanted to build a StarGate data center there. The Epstein ballroom was an afterthought cover-up.
Seriously check out the architect change, the funding, the military consulting, the power upgrades the city is doing
Ironic
Canada really said don’t make me come down there again 😭
It's going to need to be burned down anyways. It's going to stank like ass and old diapers with ketchup on top.
Tacky tasteless gold bullshit everywhere. Pictures of his ugly fucking mug.
Burn the whole fucking thing down.
Look I’m not gonna say “please do” because with the current admin pretty sure they would just come round me up. I’m just saying, if it were to happen, well, no harm no foul on my book
no please stop
I unironically feel like the White House burning down actually should be on a 2028 bingo card.
I wouldn't bet against it, he's having his incompetent stooges rebuild a whole wing, i would not be surprise if they hit a gas line or something.
Do it!
Glass Mar-A-Lago. Burn the evil down at the root.
During a MAGAt rally? The atrocity. clutches Pearl
Cost-effective, though.
Oh no! they are burning down the white house! It would be a shame if someone spilled all this diesel everywhere!
Please please please please please dear God please
Just make sure its during those stupid fucking cabinet meetings where all those stupid corrupt fucks are at the WH.
The Geneva checklist
Don’t like the character you used for a Canadian but we do have a habit of getting shit faced after burning it down.
Why are you cursing, like that's some kind of threat?
Americans fumbling an invasion of Canada and provoking retaliatory action by the British Navy feels like it has more in common with the US-Iran war than the Trump rabble rousing in Alberta.