I used to suffer from them regularly as a kid. Just drink water. Thats it, nothing magica... maybe it's the magnesium as another poster said. But honestly I have never had one since I changed my life and joined the hydro homies.
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You need a little Magnesium
I need a big magnesium
I wouldn't take more than 600mg at once
Of course you wouldn't, coward. That's how you unlock wolverine skeleton.
I can never remember if it’s magnesium or potassium.
"Toes to noes!" Stretching your foot upward helps prevent it.
This is the way.
Oh God, thank you so much for this
you basically just want to stretch whichever muscle is seizing up. if it's your calf you want to pull on your toes.
I usually just try and relax it before the cramp hits critical mass. Stretching is always a "it's stuck" response
it happens to me so infrequently that i don't usually catch on to what's happening until it's too late 😅.
basically ruins my whole week every time. makes me paranoid it'll happen again any second. then it doesn't. then i forget. then i relax. then it gets me...
I find it's more common when Im Out of shape but that doesn't mean it doesn't still happen. It's so weird cuz it can happen on my sleep and I usually freak out and literally jump awake only to hyper fixate of the leg trying to prevent the tension from maxing out. Man it's crazy how painful doing nothing can be
That can trigger the muscle to contract even more, making the cramp worse. The thing to do is to contract the muscle group opposite of the muscle that is contracting, which forces the cramping muscle to relax. So for a calf cramp, try to raise your foot using the muscles on your shin.
You just gave the same advice.
No, I gave different advice. Contracting your shin muscles doesn't relieve the calf cramp because it stretches the calf muscle. Contracting your shin muscles sends a signal to your calf muscles to relax. This is how your body prevents opposing muscle groups from contracting at the same time.
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Alright, fine! I'll come with you to Candy Mountain......drink some water folks.
You're dehydrated
Is that what that means? I never knew and just grunted at the pain.
Ya, apparently “dehydrated” is some new word for “thirsty”.
And now “thirsty” means something totally different.
yes
This fixes it instantly every time for me. Ignore everybody else. When you get that cramp start moving your foot in the opposite direction pointing your toes towards your knee and stretch out the back of your ankle. Instant cramp relief everytime.
If you have cramping often like this then maybe dedicate yourself to some hamstring stretches.
I once tried it and got a second more agonising cramp
That's fair. Everybody's body is a bit different I suppose. I would totally be doing more stretches in your case though.
Yeah, I’ve neglected physical health too much recently
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I find this happens to me if I panic and do the stretch too quickly. But if I do it at fast but measured pace it works every time.
My dad told be the trick at a time when I was getting night cramps often and it changed my life
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This is how you fix a cramp scuba diving - grab the tips of your fins and pull up. Same effect. Works for me too.
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Foam rolling + active release works better than pure stretching IMO. Also be sure to get your micronutrients in.
Edit: I should clarify this is intended for maintenance, not in the moment relief of the cramp.
Standing up works every time for me. If I want to remain in bed i try to push the bottom of my foot into the bed as if I were standing on it. It often does the job .
yeah that's what I do. The method described above you is what causes my cramps sometimes
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Similar trick I learned, just get out of bed and stand up on it. It'll go away in ~10 seconds and then you can hop back into bed. Works pretty much every time.
Alternatively, start eating properly and solve the problem at its root.
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Stretching helps. Try to touch your toes every morning. If you can't reach them, ask someone else to touch your toes for you.
OMG. Genius life hack. Never even thought of having someone else touch my toes.
I only cramp when underhydrated and most people are underhydrated (Drewnowski, 2013).
Make sure we're all getting enough water before taking further action!
References
Drewnowski, A., Rehm, C.D. & Constant, F. Water and beverage consumption among adults in the United States: cross-sectional study using data from NHANES 2005–2010. BMC Public Health 13, 1068 (2013). https://doi.org/10.1186/1471-2458-13-1068
Hydration certainly helps but can also be magnesium deficiency, since it's a muscle relaxant.
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Charlie's not been around for a long time... Since I tripled my magnesium bisglycinate dose (spread out through the day), along with other minerals.
The best way to take care of an unwanted Charlie is to shoot it in the neck.
I feel seen.
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