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Imagine if Iran had allied with ISIS, killed the US President and bombed several US schools, then a couple of weeks later Iran's leader goes "anyway, we are winding down this war. It is someone else's problem now."

That's not how war works.

They can start all the wars they want, tell me aliens exist, send out checks, it doesn't matter. I'll never shut the fuck up about Epstein and these pedos.

If farting and leaving the room was a president 

Even if the US retreats I hope Iran keeps that strait closed and eventually collapses all those gulf pedo-slave states.

There has to be a price for collaborating with Americans and Israelis. If you want oil and be a US ally then you'll have to rely on the US to share it's own oil with you.

Thats your MO. Come in, shit all over everything, ruin people's lives, and leave. Please leave this plane of existence immediately.

Retreating. The word he is looking for is ‘retreat’. Also known sometimes as ‘surrender’.

1- Start a war

2- Lose it

3- Make others fight for you instead

4- ???

5- Profit (?)

Trump expects the world to go to war with Iran. What will actually happen is that the world will re-establish diplomacy with Iran and offer sanctions relief to end the blockade.

Without war reparations, American ships will forever be barred from sailing the strait, and Gulf states will likely start distancing themselves from the US and re-assess hosting American bases and troops.

Trump’s victory looks an awful lot like a strategic defeat that sees the US pull out of the Middle East and leave Iran in a more powerful position then before.

makes mess; leaves it for everyone else to clean up

"I messed this place up, hey you clean it up", classic college bully mentality

He's done what he wanted. Epstein is permanently out of the news.

Trump wont be happy when the "other nations" solve the problem by simply making deals with Iran

America: I've had enough.

Iran: I didn't hear no bell.

They have no reason to start letting US ships through the strait and America has no ability to stop them.

Hey, if he pulls the military back out from the Middle East, he can take credit for ending another war that he obviously won single-handedly. Plus he can get another Nobel Prize......

If you're iran, what's stopping you from charging a toll for anyone using the strait?

Oh, you want your oil tanker to leave the gulf? That'll be one million dollars.

Make an exemption for oil traded in non-usd for maximum fun.

He says other nations will have to guard and police the Strait of Hormuz as necessary, after his attacks on the country prompted Iran to target vessels in the crucial world shipping lane. 

Yeah that's why nobody wanted to touch this mess with a 10 ft pole.

Look at that, Trump is about to end another war. That's another FIFA peace prize right there.

Comes in, shits the room and leaves.

The servants will clean up the bed I shat.

So running away and leaving the mess for his victims to clean up. Much like he probably did to the children he raped.

Operation Epstein's Fury ends when Israel says it ends. Which it won't. Even when it ends Israel will reach across the border regularly on some pretext or another.

This is just the president trying to get everyone else to help secure the straits for oil shipments, threatening to walk away.

This is not how wars work. Considering the nature of ICE, it would be easy for Iran to embed operatives within America, and no one would be able to tell the difference.

The American-Iranian war will drag on for at least a decade, even if open combat was ended today.

I started the war, you all finish it! Thank you for your attention to the matter!

🫲🍊🫱

Vietnam speedrun any%

It did achieve the intended distraction from Trump's Epstein issues quite well though, they've been off the press radar since this began.

I can't believe he's actually doing the meme, but with war.

Didn't think TACO even applied to military action, learn something new every day I guess.

America doesn't lose wars, it loses interest