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[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 123 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago

I came here to share that exact image. You beat me to it you bastard! Srs about the bastard part. I'm not trying to be playful.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 108 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I came here to type that exact comment. You beat me to it you bastard! Jk about the bastard part. I'm just trying to be playful.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 96 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 56 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Close the damn door, it sounds like a horse pissing on a flat stone in there!" - My mom

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 37 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What kinda wine do you usually pair with salmon?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 3 weeks ago

I very, very rarely drink. If I'm eating salmon, it's most often in the form of nigiri sushi, so I'd say likely a chilled, dry sake.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Do you regularly pull up a seat at AMAs for other people?

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 11 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck off Wesker! You killed Enrico!

(Sorry I just played through the og game)

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 7 points 3 weeks ago

Not regularly, no. Only when I feel I can help with my experience.

That was a cool read. I love short esoteric wiki holes.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

In season 6 episode 19, of the 90s television show Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, titled In The Pale Moonlight, do you think Captain Sisko was justified in attacking Garak for the Assassination of the Romulan Ambassador, even tho Sisko knew full well the extent Garak was willing to go to fulfil his orders, due to his time in the obsidian order and also told him to " Just get it done", even if it was successful in bringing the romulans into the war and changing the outcome of the Dominion War?

[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sir, this is a ~~Wendy’s~~ lemmyshitpost.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They said ask them anything, that's anything.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

TouchΓ©! Not so dumb after all

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[–] zout@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago

Nope, no questions, not sorry!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

When I fall asleep, where do the stars go?

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Amusing thing about this. Women do tend to pee more loudly and my trans brain for whatever reason was dysphoric about it. Post surgery though because of the shorter urethra, wider opening, and general angle of everything, I'm happily peeing like I'm frying pork chops

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Imagine if they gave you an option.

Bottom Surgery Intake Form

  • [ ] Typical Pussy
  • [x] Big Ass Horse Pussy
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with horse pussy.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 3 weeks ago

Home instance checks out.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

But urine doesn't come out of the vagina.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Well, not for guys it doesn't. It comes out of the balls!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago

That's just where it's stored. If it's coming out of them (like, directly), then you need to see a doctor.

It should be coming out of your butt.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Some mornings I wake up with holes in my balls and the piss goes everywhere.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

People pay good money for the sprinkler effect.

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

And you cannot change my mind.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Then you’re not putting enough in there.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

I rarely lol at comments, but this one got me.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Not with that attitude

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It may not come out the canal, but the vagina is an all encompassing term.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe they meant vulva when they said "pussy." Colloquialisms, especially older ones, are not known for their anatomical accuracy.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe but a lot of people seem to think urine comes out of the vagina. Which I like to correct when I can. Because it's too many people who think that.

I blame the education system.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

We also have a clitoris and urethra that are not attached to the vagina.

Male and female genitals are not a 1 to 1 comparison.

Males have their clitoris and urethra on the penis.

A vagina is the canal where babies come out. It's not the same as an inverted penis.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yall out there judging people's pissing noise levels? Jesus, humans are strange.

I think the dude I'm the image is savoring the sound.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Bitches that pee loud also pee fast! In and out before you know it. Such an evolutionary advantage, tiger can’t kill when so fast.

Don’t ask me how I know.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

ΰ² _ΰ² 

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

~~A girl who pops~~

A girl who shits

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