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[–] RevolverSly@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 day ago

So, figs are not vegan?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 189 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (12 children)

FYI they are very fucking small nowhere near as big as in this image. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig_wasp

Forcing her way through the ostiole, the mated mature female often loses her wings and most of her antennae. To facilitate her passage through the ostiole, the underside of the female's head is covered with short spines that provide purchase on the walls of the ostiole.

In depositing her eggs, the female also deposits pollen she picked up from her original host fig. This pollinates some of the female flowers on the inside surface of the fig and allows them to mature. After the female wasp lays her eggs and follows through with pollination, she dies.[15]

After pollination, there are several species of non-pollinating wasps that deposit their eggs before the figs harden. These wasps act as parasites to either the fig or possibly the pollinating wasps.

As the fig develops, the wasp eggs hatch and develop into larvae. After going through the pupal stage, the mature male’s first act is to mate with a female - before the female hatches. Consequently, the female will emerge pregnant. The males of many species lack wings and cannot survive outside the fig for a sustained period of time. After mating, a male wasp begins to dig out of the fig, creating a tunnel through which the females escape.[16]

Once out of the fig, the male wasps quickly die. The females find their way out, picking up pollen as they do. They then fly to another tree of the same species, where they deposit their eggs and allow the cycle to begin again.

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 87 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Nature is so fucking WEEEEIRD

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[–] Prontomomo@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you look at the detail in the ghosty wasp, it’s clear that it’s just an edited image of a wasp pasted onto a fig

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I went and looked that up on my own and I could've just clicked into the comments?!

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When i came to the post there were no comments to quell my worries so i had to check and share what i found :D

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[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

nowhere as big as in this image

Yeah when they're alive, but everyone knows you grow larger when you become a ghost

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[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 58 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Most commercially and home grown produced figs are self-pollinating, only a few wild fig species require wasps to pollinate them. So most people will only ever see wasp-free figs.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh thank god.

I know commercial farming is usually terrible, but this bit just seems like a win

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 30 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)

Ah btw, ground coffee literally has ground bugs in it. To the point, that some people get allergic to it.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Everything we eat has allowable amounts of bugs, it's everwhere.

[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago

at some point, we'll probably be eating bug flour on purpose for sustainability reasons

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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This post is informative, horrifying, and indeed very, very spoopy.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Its not 100% accurate. Some wasps get trapped, not all. And there exists a fig species that doesn't need wasps

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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 41 points 6 days ago (3 children)

This is why fig newtons taste like delicious hate

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 15 points 6 days ago

I use them when I need to channel the ghosts of 1000 angry wasps.

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[–] Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago (32 children)
[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (9 children)

I'm a vegan, although not super strict. But I knew some terror vegans who do not consider vigs vegan.

The definition of "vegan" differs. Like, I don't like products that had a nervous system. So technically I could eat oysters. But some vegans consider oranges not to be vegan because there might be an animal product in the pesticides used on oranges. Some claim they only use plant based products, but they get mad when I ask them about fungi, as their cell structure looks more like an animal cell than a plant cell (I love to make terror vegans mad).

Being vegan means you buy products which fit your idea of being vegan.

And sadly for some it means you need to be a fucking asshole to anyone you meet.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Idk isn't that like saying all animal pollinated plants are not vegan?

[–] Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Well, this one’s got a literal animal inside of it… Is all I’m saying

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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Would this render figs off limits for vegans and vegetarians? 🤔

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 7 points 5 days ago

Vegetarian is fine, there is no flesh. Vegetarianism is typically a dietary restriction, rather than a philosophical one.

Vegan: it depends. Cultivating figs may be seen as expotation, like bee's honey is; regardless of the insect's actual life or wellbeing. Each individual person decides what counts as vegan.

I don't see the point in this level of specificity, because by eating anything at all you consume fungal spores, tiny mites, microbes etc. Plants are also alive. So there is clearly a line where life is permittably consumed.

If 'experiencing suffering' is that line, insects do not seem capable of it, only responding to basic stimuli. I once watched a one trying to eat its own partially severed head, turning it in its front legs while its mouth parts rapidly twitched. It evidently had no comprehension.

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

No wonder God hates figs

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 days ago (13 children)
[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Most vegans do. The general idea is to avoid exploiting animals, but the wasps are living out their natural life cycle. There are a small number of people who do worry about preventing wild insect suffering but they're not concerned particularly with figs.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (16 children)

Vegans eat other foods that use fertilizer. Fertilizers could contain meat or meat byproducts... So....

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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Ethical vegans want to avoid suffering. If figs cause or experience suffering is a philosophical question.

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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

And the bitter pistachio nuts are bitter because you're eating a dead worm that died inside the nut.

Always, always, always double check the pistachio before you eat it. Learned it the hard way and have spread the word ever since. People's reactions are always the same shock horror expression when they realize what the bitter pistachios really are.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

If the nut looks slightly deformed and/or is dark in the shell and the nut inside is dark, it is not because it was roasted. It's because there is a worm inside. There's often a bit of web inside as well. That is not a part of the pistachio. That is the worm's web.

I know. It is traumatic, but you know now and I'm glad that you do.

The only bad thing about realizing this about pistachios is that I have personally struggled to eat them since, and they used to be one of my favourite snacks. Hopefully, you will be more resilient than me.

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[–] Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

False. Wasps don't have souls.

Hornets on the other hand... I'll see you in hell.

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

Great. My stomach is now haunted by wasp ghosts. Thanks again 2026.

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[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 11 points 6 days ago

I thought for sure this was a joke.

It isn't.

This happens.

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