Fuck you "we." "We" who!? When oil companies profit "we" don't see a fucking dime of that money especially with your corporate "taxation" bullshit where they get loophole after loophole to pay nothing.
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Well, he means himself and his friends, which is what all politicians have always meant when they say "we" are going to benefit from their decisions.
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Yeah but on the upside you do get to pay for the bombs they're dropping on Iranian kids.
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Profits over people once again.
Republicans are genuinely traitors to the US. It’s hard to put into words how much I hate them.
Traitors to humanity
Aaaannnddd there it is!
It's all the American government has ever cared about.
Assault! Homicide! Blood for money, money!
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No blood for oil. It was evil and stupid in the 00s, and it's worse today now that oil is increasingly replaceable
The hilarious thing is that the American voter is supposed to be thinking of themselves when he says "we". I would kinda understand the logic of continuing the forever war as a voter if everyone got a fat check once we ended the Iraq war. At least then I could understand that it is pure greed driving people to vote for war mongers.
In the end "we" is a small group of oil barons who made billions while footing the multi trillion bill to the tax payer. Unfortunately this just means that the average voter is greedy, but to stupid to actually benefit from their own avarice.
Still hoping for that trickle down 40 years later.
Golden Shower economics, surely the rich will start pissing on our heads any day now.
They softened it from horse and sparrow. See, if the horse eats enough there will be a lot left over for the sparrow that passes through undigested.
Basically, eat shit, commoners.
I almost throw up when I heard it.
"Let's kill people by the thousands. It will make us money"
Primitive baboons.
They rape children and will go to prison for life if they don't keep it up. Nothing should be shocking they will sell their own grandmas to stay free and unaccountable.
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Remember when we joked about america invading anything for oil and then we all stopped for a bit because they tried to convince us that there was more to the US than being the state equivelent of a crackhead with a dozen shotguns? And then they launched a self described war to bring about the apocalypse and also steal all the oil... can we stop pretending everything is ok!?
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Ah it's the 2000s again. They'll top it off with a global financial crisis. Probably the AI bubble collapsing or succeeding and destroying all the jobs.
Maybe the Americans will elect an Obama 2.0 after. Maybe not. There wasn't MAGA last time. More likley it'll be president mecha-Hitler or something this time around.
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“Venezuela and Iran have 31 percent of the world’s oil reserves. We’re going to have a partnership with 31 percent of the known reserves."
Kinda saying the quiet part loud there, aren't you, Lindsey? In prior decades the government at least pretended its wars were about anything other than oil...
"This is China’s nightmare."
No it's not. China has been embracing the future by investing in renewables. It's not stuck in the past, and it doesn't give a shit if you are. The oil economy is dead and dying. It will be replaced, and at this rate the US won't be ready for it. China is laughing.
"This is a good investment”
War isn't a fucking investment! Are dollar signs all you see?
No it’s not. China has been ambracing the future by investing in renewables. It’s not stuck in the past, and it doesn’t give a shit if you are. The oil economy is dead and dying. It will be replaced, and at this rate the US won’t be ready for it. China is laughing.
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Textbook psychopath. A truly immoral, sadistic, bloodthirsty bastard of the sort Hunter Thompson would conjure to represent the foulest archetype of American politics.
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Conservatives are so clownishly selfish.
They're the hamster that gets mad at the other hamster and shits in the shared food bowl out of spite.
Same old Republican party. Waste of oxygen IMHO.
Who is this "we" that keep talking about? I haven't seen Jack shit.
For those not old enough to remember, they said the Iraqi war would pay for itself with all of that oil.
It did not.
But, Graham isn't talking "we" the US people, but "we" as in the club we're not in, AKA bOtH pArTiEs Super Friends.
War-mongering, conquering, and looting the spoils. Some things never change.
We're expected to believe Graham was speaking in metric?? Fake news!
For the longest time, I only heard about "Kia Stahma" on UK panelshows. The first time I saw his name in print ("Kier Starmer") I was llke - wait - not one, not two, but THREE r's??? WTF! lol
I still feel weird when I head a American broadcaster talk about "Kier Starmer". It just sounds wrong to me. heh.
But yeah, as the other person replying mentioned, it's Al Jazeera, so they heard "tons" and wrote "tonnes". I'd almost not even call that an error, just an accidental choice. Transcription gets rough. You think "How hard is it to transcribe?" but written and spoken language are VERY different, even before you get into regionalization and accents. :)
"Kier" is not a common name, nor is "Starmer." So at a certain point, it's just a bunch of syllables and you have to just do the best you can.
I knew a Japanese person who, upon hearing former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown's name, couldn't hear anything except a common phrase in cooking recipes, "golden brown."
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Believe in the underpants gnomes theory!
- Invade Iran at an estimated $1B a day and service men dying. And do that for several months (I hope not longer)
- ....
- Profit!
Again, this is standard wealth transfer to corporate America. All that cash goes into these senator's pockets via the MIC.
The humans on this planet really are going to incinerate themselves over little green pieces of paper.
This whole timeline feels like Vogon poetry
There's no way he said tonne with the e at the end like that.
Shoddy reporting by Al Jazeera. Graham was clearly speaking American, not English.
meanwhile gas prices just doubled, thanks for that america. get rid of your fascist regime, please? :(
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Fantastic! That means no need to pay taxes for the next 3 years
Petroleum based economy and government craves petroleum at any cost.
And ironically seek to make the economy even more petroleum-dependent even though alternatives have gone from barely workable to actually superior.
Someone already made tonne of money on forex. Looking at the chart the war is over and it was just a forex scam.
Make sure the shitbag's grandchildren are fucking drafted! The MAGA fucks always said the USA has enough oil reserves to be self-sufficient. As usual, BS!
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