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Look... it's a ballroom. It's definitely not a burial site for documents used to mix the concrete.

They don't call it child rape, they call it sex with women who at the time were underage. Something like that.

Maybe she did, and that's why Stormy thinks it looks like a toadstool

In fairness to her, his mushroom dick (according to Stormy Daniels the porn star to whom he paid hush money) is a very tiny target.

Like trying to grab at a splinter with your fingernails.

It's because legally, having a criminal record doesn't disqualify you from running. There isnt anything preventing this. Most likely its to help prevent a minor mishap from long ago condemning your future abilities (otherwise, you'd have all sorts of small charges against every politician to destroy their career. It would make the worst blackmail material).

Now, morally why did enough people vote for him anyway is a whole different issue that I don't have an answer for.

But you don't understand, the only other choice we had was a lady....

Good portion of people don’t give a shit.

I’ve spend the past three years trying to get people to investigate the sexual and physical abuse of children in Oklahoma, including some child trafficking. No one cares or wants to do anything about it. More people than we want to admit are okay with children being raped and abused as long as they are a certain type of child (foster kids usually.)

The only time someone asks to see his penis is for court proceedings.

Times certainly have changed, he used to get asked to see his penis after promising to pay someone but now they all know you need to get the cash from him first.

I didn't know one could get a spur on that bone.

His, Mein Kampf

This got a good laugh out of me

Given what we know about his proclivities, more likely her braces.

"See this, little one? This is your great-grandma's dick biting medal."

It's the only explanation I can figure for how he bankrupted a casino

Let's be fair, 95% of the human population are better suited to be president than that obese stumbling wobbling tub of genital warts.

She would never pay for drinks in my presence, say that much.

Some time after the Orange Jackass is in the ground because nobody in power has the fucking balls to so much as slow him down.

It’s wild to me that the allegations are about what happened after the bite, when in order for it to happen there must have been coercion and sexual/assault leading to it.