This man chilling in Miami. Lmao. Worst part about Miami, for a trucker, ain't nothing but oranges come out of south florida
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Somebody put signs all over Miami with his face and some clever line about him being in Miami dodging the military
That would be awesome.
Do the same with trumps family.
Surprise! Surprise! The elite class who start wars and sent ordinary people to their deaths at the battlefront are draft dodgers!
I dream of a world where whenever these 'leaders' and rulers declare a war, ordinary people on both sides drag them out of their castles, tie them up and throw them in an arena along with sticks, stones, knives and maces. The people can take positions along the gallery of the arena and cheer their leaders on, as the latter fight each other to their deaths. And if they refuse to do so, we can send along some wild lions and elephants for motivation.
Surprise! Surprise! The elite class who start wars and sent ordinary people to their deaths at the battlefront are draft dodgers!
Creedence called it almost 60 years ago, in the best anti-war song ever and a few decades later, SoaD asked "why do they always send the poor" in one of the best ones of this millennium
And whoever the winners are, get fed to the lions.
Guillotines are far cheaper. There's a reason they're a fan favorite.
Ropes are cheaper yet and work just fine. And they don't deserve better than the short drop.
They're are quick and messy. And someone has to do it. This is way more entertaining and the problem takes care of itself.
This isn't and shouldn't be about entertainment. This should be about equality and fear.
That and you bet your ass, if someone rolls one in, there will be a crowd with waaaaaay too many people willing to pull the cord.
People are currently not eating. People are being bombed. People are freezing to death.
It's not enough
This isn't and shouldn't be about entertainment. This should be about equality and fear.
You're dead serious. I'm joking. It's not that I take the situation lightly, but it's a blessing to behave so lightly in such a situation.
That and you bet your ass, if someone rolls one in, there will be a crowd with waaaaaay too many people willing to pull the cord.
No need for bets. I'm sure that's what will happen. The elites know it too and they're building secret bunkers to escape it. Currently they are stretching the divide and rule tactic as far as it can, by getting the ordinary men and women to fight each other. But they know that it won't work forever.
However, I must warn you. The results won't be as clean and just as you imagine it to be. Angry people yearn for vengeance, not justice. It won't stop until a lot of innocent blood is also spilt. That's what happened in the French Revolution too.
People are currently not eating. People are being bombed. People are freezing to death. It's not enough
The same people won't seek other solutions until a tragedy is inevitable. Whenever I speak a solution that can recover our economy before it goes south, the same ordinary people scoff at me saying it's wishful thinking, ignoring the fact that it has been implemented successfully several times in the past as a measure of resistance.
sounds like a plan
So his fucking son gets to live here while ours go over seas to die for his country!? I hope he shuffles off violently.
Lmfao what other option did you think there was?
It's us vs rich. End of story
Plot twist: there's an american draft and he gets sent anyways.

Why does he lowkey look like spez?
Wtf is with rightwingers fleeing the law and Miami?
Easy availabilty of cocaine and hookers. Also plenty of fascists to hang out with while cultivating your melanoma.
Red state
You don't hear about South American dictators fleeing to Alabama.
I mean…Florida is Florida but…Alabama is Alabama
I'm drunk as shit right now, but come on. You do hear about it occasionally, but South America isn't a country. And it's definitely not the same area as Alabama. What is this comment trying to convey?
There's too many dictators from South/Central America whom fled to Miami to list each country individually.
That you're as drunk as a skunk.
Prolly. I'll check back tomorrow when I can read.
Good. I genuinely hope the absolute worst happens to him.
Phew! I'm GLAD we can Let HIM live in Luxury while us AMERICANS Die for his Dad's War!
I’d suggest it’d be hilarious if an alligator ate bum, but really, that indigestion would be no joke… and the aftertaste is animal abuse!
And Barron Trump has been barred from military service.
Barred? Another bone spur?
Seeing who father is, I wouldn't even trust him near anything sharp.
This website/source is questionable. I looked at the science section, and it feels like grocery store checkout aisle tabloid content.
There are probably better sources about this story
Thanks!
You're welcome. :)
Someone asked in another community what comes to mind when someone is a "chud"...
Logic police here. It's supposed to be phrases or sentences uttered by the chud.
Pedantic Esquire points out the prompt didn't say the chud themselves has to be the one uttering the phrase. A phrase stated by someone else about the chud still reveals the subject's chud-ness.
A phrase uttered by someone else is enough to "instantly reveal" a third party is a Chud? You are easily persuaded.
You're putting words in my mouth. I didn't say "instant" and I didn't state the general definitiveness off a single comment you are trying to box me in with. "What's a chud?" "This guy is an example of a chud". It's no deeper than that.
We're not on reddit here, we don't have to turn this into a place that wallows down conversations with that sort of crap.
It would be a pity if a random mass-shooting happened where he is, and it weren't mass but single-target shooting, and it weren't random but targetted and there weren't any other people around.
No, it wouldn't
Shitty little coward. If they ever meet, he and Trump will have something to talk about.
Like what? Their favourite fast food brand top 10? Do you really think the most prominent draft dodger cares about this guy evading military service?
They could talk about their love of raping kids maybe
That was part of the joke, yes.
Bone spur recovery treatments and whose daddy is more alpha.