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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

It should be a rule, that a food executive is required to eat at least seven meals a week from the business they are running. Their attitude about food quality would fundamentally change.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't like parasocial corporate social media accounts but these were pretty funny.

[–] pnelego@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mini should probably start by test driving their cars.

They do. They aren't built for you or me, given how several of them have caught fire in my city I think they are for the IRA.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

All these CEO’s look like they came from Megan’s list

[–] Doom@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That's a dude that knows their food is literal poison.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The comments were hilarious, "like watching a gay man forced to have sex with a woman".

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago

He described the burger with the word gooeyness

Ew.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Do we think this CEO fucks his employees too?

What even qualifies someone to be a CEO? Is it the MBA or whatever? I’ve been doing writing coach work for business majors and it’s just amazing how easy the work is. Imagine your term paper being “write a professional email.”

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Maybe that's why a lot of them think AI is the future. It can do their easy fucking bullshit of a job so they believe it can also do real work.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

What the fuck is wrong with his face.

Does he know how to shave?

He looks like someone spray-painted his face while rolling past on a skareboard

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (17 children)

I've always considered McD's to be the bottom of the barrel as far as fast food.

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That was fine when it costed significantly less than the other options, same principle that Little Caesars operates on

It doesn't anymore

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Same with taco bell. Its not cheap anymore and everything has their ass-flavored fake cheese sauce on it.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

When it was cheap it was just cheap garbage that destroys the planet. Now it's expensive garbage that destroys the planet.

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

fast food is the bottom of the barrel

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 days ago

for me i consider McD average it isnt good nor bad.(mcflurry is good though, also it depends on the food)
but ofc there are better restaurants

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 140 points 3 days ago (2 children)

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These are not intelligent people.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

An intelligent person would look at that bank account and think "I never have to work another day in my life, why am I still here?"

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

This. This right here, if you can retire and don’t I hope you die before you get to enjoy it. What the fuck is wrong with them

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Less lacking intelligence, more not a sociopath. These people are clearly very intelligent, they just lack ethics and have replaced it with greed.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

There's definately mental illness involved. Being a billionaire and continuing to want more is a symptom of something deeply wrong with them.

[–] catbum@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

I get mad Succession vibes reading all this.

L to the O, G...

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

How much money is being spent daily for a marketing team? Let them do their job and stay out of it. He didn't even know what toppings are on the damn thing.

Elon Musk should have been enough of a warning to CEOs everywhere that being in the public eye is bad for business.

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (5 children)

CEOs should be replaced by AI. They might actually make a good decision or two this way, and save the company tens of millions of dollars.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 62 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Transcript:

"Hello fellow humans. I shall soon commence sensory analysis of this new human food product. I SHALL INGEST THIS FOR MY MIDDAY REFUELLING. Let us scrutinise the product. It has dimensions which impress me. It has constituent components. I am able to identify some of them. I am inexperienced in eating this kind of human food product so must first determine an effective strategem for inserting it into my face hole. I shall now appear to consume a small sample. Yes, indeed that is a human food product. Only McDonalds could produce a distinctive human food product like this."

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

kinda like zuckerborg trying to act human.

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[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Big Obama drinking water in Flint, Michigan vibes. The man knows exactly what poison he's selling, and that he has to balance the risks of eating it vs. the need to do so on camera.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 13 points 3 days ago (16 children)

McDonald's isn't gourmet but poison is a huge stretch

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[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Eh. It's not as bad as people are making it out to be. Doesn't really deserve attention

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I find it funny that autism-central is raking this guy over the coals for being socially awkward

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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love the sudden jump after he took the bite. He spit that out.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 65 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Reminds me of this:

Screenshot from The Simpsons Movie. Krusty is eating a Krusty Burger with a happy face. In the background there's a pig.

Director: Action.

Krusty: Hey, hey! It's your old pal Krusty, with my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. lf you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!

[Krusty laughs and munches on the hamburger.]

Director: And we're clear.

[Krusty spits out the hamburger.]

Krusty: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.

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[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 days ago

maybe this is the problem with public companies??

[–] IamLost@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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