I don't shower 4-6 times a day.
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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Nobody said anything about taking a shower.
I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink
And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink
Or even about turning the water on.
Then you have to run the shower or your drains will smell like a urinal.
When I was a kid, I perused a book called "Are You Normal?"
I'm not sure whether that's it. My copy was blue.
Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
Only if you're at a 1-5 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
You don't have a shower scoop?
We're a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
It's better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss.
It's better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.
The piss vapor hitting me in the face is really not magnificent.
Are you pissing into a fan?
No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You're telling me you don't know what I'm talking about?

Missing neon yellow for “took a multivitamin”
I don't see "vapor" on that chart.
Oh man, I've pissed in the shower most days for years and have never once taken piss vapor to the face. What am I doing wrong?
Not enough helicopter.
I think you might have bad kidneys
Nah, I've got bad kidneys, and I manage not to piss in my own face 🤷🏼♂️
Maybe they just like asparagus.
I have no idea what you are talking about. And brother, I have been pissing my entire life.
Edit: I really need you to come back here and explain "piss vapor".
lmfao I'm over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I'm now almost crying
My mother in law used the old English saying to explain an uptight / unfun person "they don't even pee in the shower" in conversation. My mother was incredulous "WHAT? People pee in the shower?!" the other dozen people in the room were like "um, yeah, that's normal" and she instantly thought we were all gross, and then switched to being extremely called out. That was a fun Christmas
Toilet is easier to flush. Unless I'm actually showering at the time, I'd much rather use the toilet than the shower.
nobody puts their bare feet in the toilet. eww.
Some places collect grey water and use it for flushing toilets. Adding urine to the grey water makes it smelly.

And yet peeing in a dry tub feels so wrong
Nothing hits quite the same as your pee running down your leg while you're trying to get clean
Pissing in the shower makes it smell like a urinal.
Top tip: turn the water on.
drink more water and it won't. your pee should not have a strong smell unless you are dehydrated.