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[–] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 points 1 hour ago

stop fucking buying starbucks tho, even that guy

[–] Klear@quokk.au 36 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

Imagine your name is Cathy Lou and the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 hours ago

the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords

I mean, isn't that how they already read ALL names? 🤷

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

names (beyond my comprehension) of horrors (that are also beyond my comprehension)

🙂 <-- me after witnessing otherworldly horrors that are beyond my comprehension (I couldn't comprehend them)

[–] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 4 hours ago

(nothing sinister, I'm just very bad at comprehending)

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 2 points 4 hours ago

That's how them mofuks always speak to me. WHAT AM I, A GNOLL?!

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 16 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

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Yes I am very proud. I'm still learning I'll leave no HEY STOP PUSHING ME

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

We're pushing you to keep going! Well done!

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY

😭

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I will not let you consider this pity! This is praise of your skills whether you like it or not!

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 2 points 1 hour ago

i am doomed I8ommjrYrAzj4RQ.png

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

ę̷̡̛̭̝̳͚̲̻̣̹͎͎̪̳̥̫̣̳̰̙͎̜̥͓͔̦̣̞̰̣̅͗̍̐̆̎̆͗̇͛̑̆̐͌̉͆͂̉̔͛̈̍͒͛̊͛͛́̅̈́̽̊̕̕͜͜͝ͅa̴̻̘͙̘̫̦̯͕̙̯̯̲͖̗͖͚͖͔̤̠̦͖̭̱̘͂̍͆̓̏̈́̓͂͒͆͆̔̐͊͊̍͆̍͂̐̿̈̋̏͛̐͐̑͆͐́̄̕̕͘͝͝!̷̧̛̲̮̻̾̊̑́́̽́͑͑͒̑͐͘̚ ̸̛͖̳͕̱͖̬̭̪̹͇̖̦̞̦̠͉̼̩̩̏̀̅̌̀̒́̉͆͗̍̾̓͌͒̆̍͌͑̽̂͊͌̈́̽̈́̕̕e̴̢̬̭͙̮̠͈̜͈̝̤͖̋̈́̈́̀͛̇̓̂̒̑̂̎̑̂̓̏͒̏̉̏̈́̍̍͊̅̓͋̈́̀̇͒͊̇́̚͠͝͝ͅä̶̡̧̘͖͉̺̺͔̲̹̪̜̮̟̤̜͔͕͙̗̙̩͈̭̗͕̯̩͙̠̪͎͕͎̯̱͇̫͕̖̣̣́̓̑̈̽̅̃̌̏̓̍̏̂́͒́̽̈̈́̋͆͊͐̈̚͝!̶̧̬͍͔͔͎̣̤̫͉͈̗͙̣̬̫̼̘̞͚̟̩̫̝́͐̂͋̒̾̉̌̌̄͗̈́̇̎̓̑̇͊̒͑͑̄̅̒̐̐̐͗̌̓̎͒̈́̾͗͘̕͘͘ ̶̨̨̧͚̼̼͇̰̬͚̙̩̜͔̻͎̹̪̪͉̞̺̣͍̖̳̘͈̫͍̩̼̪͕͉͍͕͖͚͂̉̆͌͂̅̋̓̀̾̊̀͛͑̄̓̊͗̑̐͊͗̈́̽̾̎̀̌̈́̈́́͊̆̓̓͂͐̕͘̚͝͠ͅͅC̵̡̖̝̲̯̣̮̳̫͈̠̖̬̯̦̰̦͉͖̟̟̺̻̝̫͕̞͕̖̗̺̩͑̄̎̂̋̎̉̅̋͌̽̆͂̍́̋̚͠ͅȧ̶̡̢̭͖̥̟͚̗̘̣̮̭͕̰̩̠̯̻̣̻̣̭̅̾͗̑̂̾̾͒̀̈́̆̄̔̈́̐̍̒̚̚͘͜ͅţ̴̧̟̥̘̭̙̱͍̞̻͖̯͓̭̠̙͙͕̪͖̙͚̬̹͇͋̏̀̈́̽̄̅͛͌͒̾̍͂̕͝͠h̷̢̧̨̨̡̨̧̡̛̩̻̼̠̭͇̺̞͙̜̯̯͓̮͓̬̪̜̼̹̱͓̙̫͉̝̻̜͔̤̠̜̤̾͊̓̒̇̊̀̊̅̎́̐̇̎͑́̈́͑͗͊͗́̋́̌̒̓̎͛̋̈́̈́͗͊͊̄̀͌̔͗͜͝͠ͅy̷̡̨̢̛͚͇̭̱̝̝̦̠̼̖͈̻̝̘͎̤͖̗̘͕̺̦̖̭̽͌̔͆̉́̂̔͛̋̅͂͗́̀̀͒̾͐̏̕̚͘͘̚͜͠͠ ̷̢͉̥̱͙̤͉̜͎̫͕͕̣̙̭̼͈̯̦͊̃̍͌̍̾̽̓͒͛͑̀̽͊̆͌̀̏ͅĻ̶̢̨̝̠̪̳̭͕̥̣̹̰͍͉̬̞̱͖̦̜̟͉̜̽̎̉͋̎̉͗̊̆̍̉͋̀́̔͗͛́̔̽̈́̅̈͋̄̏́͂͛̾̅̇̂̀̌̋̈́̚̚̕͜͝o̴̢̙̣̦͚͍̱͍͇̐̔̇̀͑͋͆̔͒̾́͗͠͠ȗ̶̡̢̦̬͎͓͚̻̙̱̱͍̤̮̤͙̥̥͔̩̟̹̝̟͉̻̈̑̍͆̍̔̀͆̽͊͒̈́͆̌̌̾̀͐̈͜ͅ ̵̧̨̡̢̡̰̭̣͖̘̲̫̤̼̻͉̻͉͌́̽̈́̉̓̾̓̃̌̊̂͒͋͊̂͜͜͜͝͝f̴̧̯͇̣̭̙͍̥͚͙̪̹̜̘̠̖̪̣͚̭̻̜̩͉̗̦͓̜̹̟̮̟̹͉͍̭̬̠̲̉̌̽̌̀̈̈́̋́͆͂͒̌͌̚ͅŗ̸̢̛̛̯͉̠̰̤͉͔͚͍̞̠̞̜͉̹̗̳̞́́͒̏͆͛́̏̌̂̃̒̒̈́̀̏̐̾̽̈̓̈̑̉̚̕͝͝ȁ̷̛͈͉̬̣̥̺̞͔̯̈́͂̽̔̂̆̓̆̾̏̑̀̊̎̀̇̏̓͊̆̃̔̌͐̍͐̊̾̈͊̚̕͘̚̕͘̕̕͝͝͝t̴̢̡̖͇̖͖̙̬̹͕̮̤̲̦͙̻͍̤̙̘̜̖͖̬͚̂̉͋̐̽͋̊͐̐͜͜ͅą̵̢̨̧̡̛̟͍̲̳̝͈̞̦̭͕͔̺̼̞̤̯͍̩͎̜͓̭̠̻̱̣̺̤̲̠̗̆̉̉͂̐͑̏͑̎̌̓͛͛͑̓̈́̈̿̇͊̀̑̓͂̉́́̈̌̎̂̉̌̾̐̕͝͝͝ͅḩ̵̧̢̧̝̩̘̣̞̹̼̟̘̘̙̈͊͑̑̊͗̏͐̏́̉́̃̾̈͂̑͋͐̚͜͜͝͝͠g̶̢̨̡̨̧̨̮̘͔̺̘͖̺̺̤͕̭͚͔̣̟͉͙͙͕̪̗̰̰̣̜̳̣̎̈́͐͐͂̄͜͜n̵̢̢̨̢̛̥̥̝̝̳̬̯͍̠̖̞͕̺͔̩͕͚̞͖̰̣̯̹͍̩̾͑͌̎̇̄͑̌̐͛̓̇̚̚͘̕͝͠͠ͅ!̴̨̲̺̬̺̤͙̞̺̬̠̯̞͉̩͓͖̻̤͔͇͇̲̼̥͚̪͖͍̃͑͘̚̕͜͜͝͝ͅͅ

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

If people are startled by this try the button view source

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Hahahahahaha I literally can't see your comment because of the Zalgo text and it is magnificent

Edit: i take it back it sucks. :(

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

l̶o̵l̸ ̶s̷o̶r̷r̶y̶ ̸b̷r̶o̸

[–] definitely_AI@feddit.online 1 points 3 hours ago

Wait now I'm confused. Are you Zalgo? I'm looking for a guy named Zalgo. He said he would get me and my friends in this joing.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

In his house at R’lyeh, wide awake Cthulhu waits doomscrolling.

Cartwright but yet so Cartwrong.

[–] homes@piefed.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Do you want the caramel cappuccino or not?