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[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 212 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

NoPilot

I like it, I like it.

[–] BryyM@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for pointing out this clearly superior word, you expanded my vocabulary!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 135 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of the time when Disney allegedly* sent a memo to workers at Disney Land and Disney World telling them that, if they didn't stop complaining about the abysmal working conditions by calling both parks Mousewitz, they'd be fired.

Within the hour, workers started calling it Duchau in stead.

*read: probably

[–] lornosaj@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I get the Mousewitz part but what’s the reference to Dachau about? Duchau read like Duckau as in Donald Duck?

[–] theolodis@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Dachau was one if the first concentration camps in Germany.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 85 points 2 weeks ago

Oh Microslop... throwing tantrums like a 5 year old brat

[–] Aberration13@lemmy.world 82 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 120 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Good old roflcopter.

Wait, this a picture? Seriously? Here's some ascii art ones: https://gist.github.com/MatthewRalston/3f529c819e4976c7e6572f5682c8959f

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Making me wanna put the old lollerskates back on or perhaps pet my dear old cat, roofles tenten mayo.

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[–] rogsson@piefed.social 80 points 2 weeks ago

Why would Microslop do this? Aren’t they proud of the slop they are filling everything with? Or is this just a simple insecurity thing? Want us to call you Macroslop instead?

[–] Dentzy@sh.itjust.works 51 points 2 weeks ago

I loved the:

Of course, the internet rarely leaves things there.

There are many things wrong about the current Internet, but the pettiness against any affront (real or perceived) won't ever die, and I think that's good.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Idk Microsoft, maybe fix your AI so it doesn't recommend Microsoft products that are either ~~depreciated~~ deprecated or don't exist.

It's pretty embarrassing for you.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

If it was the only bad thing about Microsoft, it would be pretty great though.

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Am I the only one questioning why Microslop has a Discord server? Don't they have a chat product?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Hello I'm [generic person 2387362] and I'm the community manager for [generic corporation/tool/product 1892873]! I just started a few weeks ago and I'm so excited to announce that in the interest of [generic engagement and advertising], we've started a discord server! We [positive transitive verb] our community, and want to bring them together so they can share some of the [productivity success stories] they've had or ask the community for support! Remember, while this is an official [generic corporation] channel, by joining this community you agree to [27 pages of legal terms about them owning your messages and data farming you]."

[–] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You son of a bitch I'm in!! Where do I sign up?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

They do, but have you ever seen a party that everyone knows about but no one shows up to? That's Microsoft's non-paid chat service.

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[–] NavySqueal@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah microslop kicking themselves for not buying discord

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They would have run it into the ground with mismanagement and a new chat application would become the popular choice within a year, while Microslop's new acquisition fades into obscurity, eventually to be depreciated and shut down my Microslop themselves.

As has happened multiple times already in history.

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[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Microslop needs to ask Copilot about the Streisand Effect. As someone not chronically on social media, I hadn't heard about this term yet. Now, it's one of my favorites.

Funny enough, I've been experimenting with Copilot at work and it does have some genuine uses for looking up information quickly. Especially when trying to troubleshoot Microslop products. Between the disaster called "Windows 11", the cluster-fuck which is New Outlook and the complete shitshow which falls under the umbrella of "Defender", it's obvious that they have stopped investing in QA and testing. At least Copilot can help me find the right document to quickly tell me that I can't do something I used to be able to do in the old version of Outlook. Or, that Defender is incapable of doing things which even Symantec Antivirus had gotten right in the early 2000's.

[–] BryyM@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please edit your post to add Nopilot instead of copilot, its the superior word

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Tempting. though I might have to go with FauxPilot.

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[–] XLE@piefed.social 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Things must be rough for the AI fandom when a Discord made for CoPilot is unsustainably critical of CoPilot

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Who else would even join except bots?

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's a bit weird. They didn't get this worked up about being called "Micro$oft" or something. This is probably hitting the nerve in a completely different way!

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Microsoft has over 200k employees, and the people (person?) managing the discord are probably at the bottom of the totem pole. I doubt they put more than 5 seconds of thought into this.

[–] Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

They're proud capitalists, so it never bothered them. They aren't proud of their slopware though

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 29 points 2 weeks ago

I hate this timeline, but I do enjoy the small moments of absurdity when I can.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago

Microslop should ask their own NoPilot about the Streisand Effect.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Go to microsoft dot com. Click their chat help bot. Ask "What is microslop?" get told, sorry, I cannot help you with that and turns itself off.

[–] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 21 points 2 weeks ago

I just did that..and it said....''it would seem you are referring to Microsoft'' So all of your hard work was not in vain. It is now self aware

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wanna join the server just to look at the absolute loser shit that must be going down in the "Aha AI Moments" channel

[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Microsoft locked all the channels in that discord within the last few hours.

Before that, every channel was Microslop nonstop. Apparently even giving them feedback (in the feedback channel) about the product is no longer allowed. Microsoft cannot handle the fact they dish out slop.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago

🎶 Barbra Streisand 🎶

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Microsoft is tired of Microslop? Weird, that.

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[–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

20 years ago (yes, I'm old) we called it Microshaft Winblows. Perhaps it's time to resurrect that.

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[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Losers, and on top sore... :D

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Microslop really should know better than to cry about it.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's how any absolutistic regime reacts. Which companies usually are.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Love how every social media site is becoming more and more like /r/Conservative.

[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

They essentially ARE. You can also throw in all major broadcasting networks in that bucket as well. Everything is pro Israel and they are all trying to justify their genocide to their dumb fuck base.

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