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[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 213 points 2 months ago (1 children)

NoPilot

I like it, I like it.

[–] BryyM@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

Thank you for pointing out this clearly superior word, you expanded my vocabulary!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 136 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of the time when Disney allegedly* sent a memo to workers at Disney Land and Disney World telling them that, if they didn't stop complaining about the abysmal working conditions by calling both parks Mousewitz, they'd be fired.

Within the hour, workers started calling it Duchau in stead.

*read: probably

[–] lornosaj@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I get the Mousewitz part but what’s the reference to Dachau about? Duchau read like Duckau as in Donald Duck?

[–] theolodis@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dachau was one if the first concentration camps in Germany.

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[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

Remember how Americans would pronounce the ch. They already basically say Dackau, so Duckau isn't a far stretch.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 86 points 2 months ago

Oh Microslop... throwing tantrums like a 5 year old brat

[–] Aberration13@lemmy.world 82 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 121 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Good old roflcopter.

Wait, this a picture? Seriously? Here's some ascii art ones: https://gist.github.com/MatthewRalston/3f529c819e4976c7e6572f5682c8959f

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Making me wanna put the old lollerskates back on or perhaps pet my dear old cat, roofles tenten mayo.

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[–] rogsson@piefed.social 80 points 2 months ago

Why would Microslop do this? Aren’t they proud of the slop they are filling everything with? Or is this just a simple insecurity thing? Want us to call you Macroslop instead?

[–] Dentzy@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 months ago

I loved the:

Of course, the internet rarely leaves things there.

There are many things wrong about the current Internet, but the pettiness against any affront (real or perceived) won't ever die, and I think that's good.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Am I the only one questioning why Microslop has a Discord server? Don't they have a chat product?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Hello I'm [generic person 2387362] and I'm the community manager for [generic corporation/tool/product 1892873]! I just started a few weeks ago and I'm so excited to announce that in the interest of [generic engagement and advertising], we've started a discord server! We [positive transitive verb] our community, and want to bring them together so they can share some of the [productivity success stories] they've had or ask the community for support! Remember, while this is an official [generic corporation] channel, by joining this community you agree to [27 pages of legal terms about them owning your messages and data farming you]."

[–] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You son of a bitch I'm in!! Where do I sign up?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

They do, but have you ever seen a party that everyone knows about but no one shows up to? That's Microsoft's non-paid chat service.

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Idk Microsoft, maybe fix your AI so it doesn't recommend Microsoft products that are either ~~depreciated~~ deprecated or don't exist.

It's pretty embarrassing for you.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

If it was the only bad thing about Microsoft, it would be pretty great though.

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[–] NavySqueal@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah microslop kicking themselves for not buying discord

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They would have run it into the ground with mismanagement and a new chat application would become the popular choice within a year, while Microslop's new acquisition fades into obscurity, eventually to be depreciated and shut down my Microslop themselves.

As has happened multiple times already in history.

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[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Microslop needs to ask Copilot about the Streisand Effect. As someone not chronically on social media, I hadn't heard about this term yet. Now, it's one of my favorites.

Funny enough, I've been experimenting with Copilot at work and it does have some genuine uses for looking up information quickly. Especially when trying to troubleshoot Microslop products. Between the disaster called "Windows 11", the cluster-fuck which is New Outlook and the complete shitshow which falls under the umbrella of "Defender", it's obvious that they have stopped investing in QA and testing. At least Copilot can help me find the right document to quickly tell me that I can't do something I used to be able to do in the old version of Outlook. Or, that Defender is incapable of doing things which even Symantec Antivirus had gotten right in the early 2000's.

[–] BryyM@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please edit your post to add Nopilot instead of copilot, its the superior word

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tempting. though I might have to go with FauxPilot.

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[–] XLE@piefed.social 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Things must be rough for the AI fandom when a Discord made for CoPilot is unsustainably critical of CoPilot

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Who else would even join except bots?

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's a bit weird. They didn't get this worked up about being called "Micro$oft" or something. This is probably hitting the nerve in a completely different way!

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Microsoft has over 200k employees, and the people (person?) managing the discord are probably at the bottom of the totem pole. I doubt they put more than 5 seconds of thought into this.

[–] Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

They're proud capitalists, so it never bothered them. They aren't proud of their slopware though

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 29 points 2 months ago

I hate this timeline, but I do enjoy the small moments of absurdity when I can.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Go to microsoft dot com. Click their chat help bot. Ask "What is microslop?" get told, sorry, I cannot help you with that and turns itself off.

[–] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 22 points 2 months ago

I just did that..and it said....''it would seem you are referring to Microsoft'' So all of your hard work was not in vain. It is now self aware

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago

Microslop should ask their own NoPilot about the Streisand Effect.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wanna join the server just to look at the absolute loser shit that must be going down in the "Aha AI Moments" channel

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[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago

🎶 Barbra Streisand 🎶

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Microsoft is tired of Microslop? Weird, that.

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[–] teslasdisciple@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

20 years ago (yes, I'm old) we called it Microshaft Winblows. Perhaps it's time to resurrect that.

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[–] krigo666@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Losers, and on top sore... :D

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Microslop really should know better than to cry about it.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That's how any absolutistic regime reacts. Which companies usually are.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Love how every social media site is becoming more and more like /r/Conservative.

[–] DrDickHandler@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

They essentially ARE. You can also throw in all major broadcasting networks in that bucket as well. Everything is pro Israel and they are all trying to justify their genocide to their dumb fuck base.

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