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And that’s basically it!
I loved the:
Of course, the internet rarely leaves things there.
There are many things wrong about the current Internet, but the pettiness against any affront (real or perceived) won't ever die, and I think that's good.
Idk Microsoft, maybe fix your AI so it doesn't recommend Microsoft products that are either depreciated or don't exist.
It's pretty embarrassing for you.
If it was the only bad thing about Microsoft, it would be pretty great though.
🎶 Barbra Streisand 🎶
Things must be rough for the AI fandom when a Discord made for CoPilot is unsustainably critical of CoPilot
Who else would even join except bots?
Reminds me of the time when Disney allegedly* sent a memo to workers at Disney Land and Disney World telling them that, if they didn't stop complaining about the abysmal working conditions by calling both parks Mousewitz, they'd be fired.
Within the hour, workers started calling it Duchau in stead.
*read: probably
Why would Microslop do this? Aren’t they proud of the slop they are filling everything with? Or is this just a simple insecurity thing? Want us to call you Macroslop instead?
NoPilot
I like it, I like it.
Thank you for pointing out this clearly superior word, you expanded my vocabulary!
Love how every social media site is becoming more and more like /r/Conservative.
They essentially ARE. You can also throw in all major broadcasting networks in that bucket as well. Everything is pro Israel and they are all trying to justify their genocide to their dumb fuck base.
Filled by morons and Russian bots?
You'd never even know other countries have the ability to use Markov Chains.
I wanna join the server just to look at the absolute loser shit that must be going down in the "Aha AI Moments" channel
Oh Microslop... throwing tantrums like a 5 year old brat
Lol, lmao even
Good old roflcopter.
Wait, this a picture? Seriously? Here's some ascii art ones: https://gist.github.com/MatthewRalston/3f529c819e4976c7e6572f5682c8959f
Copterslop
No, here's the gif:
Making me wanna put the old lollerskates back on or perhaps pet my dear old cat, roofles tenten mayo.
ROFLMAO
Doot do da do do
20 years ago (yes, I'm old) we called it Microshaft Winblows. Perhaps it's time to resurrect that.
Ah microslop kicking themselves for not buying discord
Microslop needs to ask Copilot about the Streisand Effect. As someone not chronically on social media, I hadn't heard about this term yet. Now, it's one of my favorites.
Funny enough, I've been experimenting with Copilot at work and it does have some genuine uses for looking up information quickly. Especially when trying to troubleshoot Microslop products. Between the disaster called "Windows 11", the cluster-fuck which is New Outlook and the complete shitshow which falls under the umbrella of "Defender", it's obvious that they have stopped investing in QA and testing. At least Copilot can help me find the right document to quickly tell me that I can't do something I used to be able to do in the old version of Outlook. Or, that Defender is incapable of doing things which even Symantec Antivirus had gotten right in the early 2000's.
Please edit your post to add Nopilot instead of copilot, its the superior word
Tempting. though I might have to go with FauxPilot.
I'm afraid this will be lost on the dipshits thinking you're making some reference to Starfox
Losers, and on top sore... :D
Microslop really should know better than to cry about it.
Users just really believe in truth in advertising. Microslop wouldn't be encouraging people to be dirty, filthy liars, would they?
That's how any absolutistic regime reacts. Which companies usually are.
Microsoft's dick is so micro and soft that they can't stand even an unpleasant word on Discord.
Back to Hasecorp for now...
MS did learn a lot from Communist China
