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[–] Aberration13@lemmy.world 82 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 121 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Good old roflcopter.

Wait, this a picture? Seriously? Here's some ascii art ones: https://gist.github.com/MatthewRalston/3f529c819e4976c7e6572f5682c8959f

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Making me wanna put the old lollerskates back on or perhaps pet my dear old cat, roofles tenten mayo.

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

ROFLMAO

Doot do da do do

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

This is the true roflcopter in my eyes.