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[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 183 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I feel unable to judge without seeing the actual table.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 74 points 5 days ago

Pastels: could be tasteful

Neon: what happened to your eyes?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yeah.

I usually colour code tables to draw attention to key areas.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I do it all the time at work as an engineer. Red/bold for bad numbers, green/bold for good numbers. Maybe orange/bold for mixed bag

[–] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Red/green isn't really a good combination due to color blindness. Either go blue/orange or at least add icons like ↑ and ↓ next to it.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

or at least add icons like ↑ and ↓ next to it.

C# in Excel can't even properly pull values from a table correctly. No way I'm going to waste 2-3 trying to make it concatenate non-alphanumeric characters into cells.

At work, there isn't anyone I have to send tables to that is colorblind. And if that changes, they can make a request. Until then, I'm sticking with red/green

[–] Vlyn@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

C# in Excel

What is this abomination you speak of? Are you creating your reports by going C# into Excel? O.o

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[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Imagine this, but in a word doc:

Oooh. I use Rainbow Tables CSV extension in VS Code too. It's a great help!

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Yeah. My conditional formatting makes some of my Excel tables look like I'm defragging my harddrive.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 99 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Here is a colored chart of all my favorite colors:

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why do you hate UV and infrared?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm not a shrimp 🤷‍♂️

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sounds like something someone who doesn't want tonget eaten would say.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You don’t see them?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 21 points 5 days ago

Where are my dark colors? I wanna be broody and edgy

[–] psoul@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Why do you hate brown? Pastel colors?

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 56 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They can't even have a pile of baking soda and some baggies?

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[–] kautau@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, rainbow tables are really valuable in certain disciplines, just not those rainbow tables

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

What if they’re rainbow coloured rainbow tables? (The thought that someone would print out rainbow tables for their thesis is slightly amusing)

[–] Tja@programming.dev 12 points 5 days ago

Well, for when you're 300 pages short and you add an appendix...

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

A friend once received an email riddled with misspellings and grammatical errors from her boss that critiqued her (appropriate) use of exclamation points. Specifically, that appearing cheerful was not professional.

Some people just like to be miserable.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Not using colors in scientific writing is discarding a valuable information channel and therefore inefficient. When you are already limited in the allowed word count, this can speed up conveying information and reduce cognitive strain on readers (and possibly yourself). So it's a win-win.

This should not end in chaos though, where colours are more confusing than helpful.

The times when we had to print out each and every single page on a crappy black/white office printer are luckily becoming more and more a thing of the past. So even this is no longer a good reason to not use colours.

[–] erev@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Be sure to be careful and thoughtful in your color palette though because if colors are important to the understanding of information then it should be accessible.

[–] newtraditionalists@kbin.melroy.org 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Seeing "Why!" makes my brain angry lol

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 13 points 5 days ago

Why, land sakes! What has your jimmies rustled?

[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 5 days ago

There's nothing wrong with rainbow tables. Printing them sounds a bit excessive, though.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago

Faith, what are you doing? Rainbow Tables are for the CS class!

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 23 points 5 days ago

I've only ever been academia adjacent and I'm glad. Some of the most soulless people I've ever met. It's the lab grunts who know how to party. Until they have the life sucked out of them to meet some arbitrary writing spec for a journal

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I’m beginning to think Faith shouldn’t have chosen higher education.

[–] deliriousdreams@fedia.io 39 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Because it can't accept her avant garde use of color to facilitate learning? Because Faith is ahead of her time? Because she is a pioneer?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What is her crime? Enjoying a table? A colorful, rainbow table?

This is education manifest!

[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 11 points 5 days ago

Did the colors in question lack adequate succulency?

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have full faith in her. Faith did nothing wrong!

[–] morto@piefed.social 4 points 5 days ago

Faith in Faith

[–] Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago

I do think a rainbow table would be welcome in Elementary Ed

[–] RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago

I understand that colors can color, heh, our perceptions but being a primarily visual animal means that we can digest information much quicker through color.

Without seeing the charts, I can’t say if the Prof is just being a curmudgeon or not.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago

Haven't been able to locate the definitive source, but there are several of these out there with Faith and Professor Kutaywa.

Believe it originates somewhere on LinkedIn, but very rare for a LinkedIn meme to escape the platform.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Clearly fake - no-one puts first supervisor in their email signature!

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 5 points 5 days ago

Ah the heady experience of a virgin clown-sighting. We all remember. Bring on the rainbows, Little Bobby Tables.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 1 points 3 days ago

I need the sauce behind this

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You’d hope a professor would understand capitalisation. I know in real life that many don’t though.

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[–] Eswe42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

First plagiarism and how this? - Get your shit together Faith!

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

the context is all there ... Faith is a graduate student working on their masters thesis, in the thesis paper they included tables that they presumably color-coded (maybe different columns had different colors), and they used multiple colors such that it was "rainbow colored".

Apparently the thesis advisor did not like the presence of color and advises using APA guidelines on how to style & format the tables: https://apastyle.apa.org/style-grammar-guidelines/tables-figures/tables

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Interestingly your link doesn't mention use of color or lack there of. It does say elsewhere that you shouldn't do it for decoration, though.

That said, things like this are more dictated by the journal you publish to and a thesis has to imitate that. Solution? Graduate and start a journal that requires beautiful color tables, lol

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

yeah, I think the email is probably fake and made for internet points / humor

I have heard horror stories about how specific formatting has to be for a thesis or dissertation, though - and often those rules are very specific to a particular university or even department. So it's also possible for rules like that to be local and not from a universal standard like the APA guide.

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