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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Well.....yeah. The gays couldn't be known as being gay. Being gay back then was a path to violence.

Whereas the straight guys in show business couldn't dress like straight guys because......uh......cocaine?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plus all the anal sex with men

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We need to bring back the anal sex with men

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wasn't aware it ever went away.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

into enjoying it more openly

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

I DO COCAINE!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

We need to bring back cocaine.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

cocaine is alive and well ... but in the c suite

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

The dream of the 80s is alive in the board room.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Let's not promote drugs that affect the brain's reward system directly and have a high chance of destroying internal organs.

No, cocaine is cheaper and better quality and more easily available than ever.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

People need some cocaine as a treat 🤤

[–] nelly_man@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

And also, my gaydar still pings louder for lefty vs righty.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Reminds me of the hair metal section from Metal : a headbanger's journey :

The previous shoot we did all leather and spikes, and the next one we wanted to do something different, so we did all frilly stuff

[–] degen@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am very confused by this, and I don't mean it like that

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Listen to some Hanoi Rocks and all will be clear.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Back in the mid 80s I did a co-op with an organization in Atlanta that was similar to Habitat for Humanity but smaller and far less competent. That summer we hired this enormous 6'4" farm boy from rural Georgia as a carpenter. He was naturally a typical redneck which I assumed was going to be a problem since our crew was run by two lesbians. As it turned out, Scott's sense of loyalty to the people he was with overcame his conservatism and he was cool with it.

Scott's idea of fun was to get into bar fights. Every Monday he would come to work with a black eye or two and maybe a busted lip; given his size I always assumed the other guy was dead. His best friend on the crew was a guy who played guitar in a hair metal band, and Scott started borrowing this guy's red leather pants and matching vest and going to college bars in downtown Atlanta. Guys there would assume he was gay and start shit with him and Scott would obligingly beat the shit out of them. I don't really condone violence, but Scott's actions here didn't make me lose a lot of sleep.

[–] ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That Atlanta is dead and long gone at this point. The yuppie gentrifiers have destroyed the character of the city. The weirdos are dead and gone—bulldozed and paved over and forced out.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Scott's sense of loyalty to the people he was with overcame his conservatism and he was cool with it.

Pretty typical of the con mindset, not being able to care about something unless it affects them personally. It's obviously better than not accepting it at all but even Cheney was for gay rights bc of his daughter.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's really not that typicality. It just gets highlighted when it happens.