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[–] luxadazy@lemmy.zip 51 points 5 months ago

should be enough to keep the family warm for the winter

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That a full chord? No banana for scale.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hello Kitty fruit cup for scale

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ugh, Japanese Industrial Standard measurements? Really?

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's the conversion to millifootballfields?

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"You're right, no human being would stack carrots like that."

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They are stacked in a criss-cross pattern because it's more stable however it makes it harder to get a piece of carrot so it's only done on the two ends with the carrots stacked in a pile in the center. This way I have the best of both worlds. Don't ask me where I learned this technique. /s

[–] chargen@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

My guess is the woodpile 🤣

[–] admin@scrapetacular.ydns.eu 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

But that one is Jayden’s, I want my own jenga.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

Those certainly are some fine chopped carrots. Yep, if I were looking to snack on a carrot, this is where I'd turn.

Actually, let me get a carrot stick. I want to snack on a finely chopped carrot. So this is where I turn!

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 7 points 5 months ago

Fuck yeah ya did

[–] MOARbid1@piefed.social 7 points 5 months ago

Lincoln Logs man. Build the cabin you always dreamed of… then eat it.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm rich, I buy the bags of "baby" carrots. But, I'm not rich enough to afford the vegetable trays with the little bit of ranch in the middle.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I buy carrots by the bag whenever I want to use them for cooking but they come with too many so I usually turn the leftovers into sticks and eat them as a snack.

[–] lasta@piefed.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you compete for them in carrot jenga?

Sliced carrots are a good snack though. I use them with hummus and other dips :)

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

They are a great snack!

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

I understand this reference.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

mmm. needs more dip

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 5 months ago

Hello Kitty 🐱

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 points 5 months ago

That's nice work!

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago