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[–] Pirat@lemmy.org 43 points 4 days ago (13 children)

Also, that last bomb should have a sponsored by the USA logo.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

... but then we'd have to have two flags on every bomb! It's redundant

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Yeah, we don't have time for that. Iranian school girls aren't just going to turn themselves into chunks of lifeless meat scattered across a wide area.

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 121 points 5 days ago
[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

I love it when my shitpost community which I use to take my mind off current events is filled with people at each others throats and tearing each other apart

Thanks @MTZ@lemmy.world ! I officially declare you the donald trump of lemmy! Extremely popular with all the wrong people

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 68 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Ayo where the fuck is my horny posting?!

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zink@programming.dev 43 points 4 days ago

I love how "I fucked your mom" is just too straight and real for Lemmy.

I might be an old straight guy, but I can appreciate keeping it fake & gay around here. 🫡

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

here's my cat doing a slutty pose

[–] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 7 points 3 days ago

There's a sub for that

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago
[–] callyral@pawb.social 49 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

ABAB: All Bombs Are Bastards

alternativelyABAB: Assigned Bomb At Birth

[–] etuomaala@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For as long as Russia is willing to use bombs to steal land, Europe needs bombs. Obviously.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

But didn't you know that war is very bad? So we need to completely disarm ourselves, and pretend a rouge state like Russia don't have ambitions for territorial conquests. Even if they have, we will have the moral superiority of having the moral high ground!

👏 They 👏 go 👏 low, 👏 we 👏 go 👏 high!

/j

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Remember boys and girls, if the bomb falls from the sky either from a plane or ridding the nosecone of a missile or is shot from the barrel of a tank, that is never Terrorism, it's only Terrorism if it's otherwise.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Only poors can do terrorism, silly!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Thats right. When a school or hospital is bombed its only terrorism if the bomb wasn't made by a fortune 500 company.

[–] Thor_Whale@lemmus.org 4 points 3 days ago

Can't get healthcare but we can get bombs... 🤦

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (20 children)

To those who've down voted this,why if I may ask? Genuinely curious

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (48 children)

Because it’s short-sighted and ridiculous. Yes Russia bombs are bad, yes some NATO bombs are necessary but many are also bad, some Israeli bombs may have been necessary in the past but are now overwhelmingly bad.

This is dumb “tankie” talk that tries to push people into corners that are comfortable for the OP so that they don’t have to use their brain and think about whether people’s world views may be more complex and (eep!) sometimes more well-thought of than their own simplistic view of “NATO bad - Communism good”.

And lastly, as many posts on here, it simply reeks of anti-western propaganda.

[–] Peehole@piefed.social 38 points 5 days ago (48 children)

But this is literally how western media and leaders are portraying this. All bombs are bad, NATO or Russia or China or Iran or Israel I don’t care. And fuck Israeli bombs in particular where and why would bombs by a colonial entity committing genocide ever be necessary wtf?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

You're going to get called a Chinese bot account for this

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Clearly it's a peace negotiation

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

As a Russian, I'm very proud of the Russian bomb name

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