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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At this point I don't think we even need to discuss whether the president of the United States of America raped children.

No one who hasn't raped children puts this much effort into hiding files implicating child rapists.

Logically the only other explanation possible is that he's being blackmailed by people who did rape children and if what they have on him isn't child rape, it must be something else pretty bad.

So he either raped children or something else pretty fucking sketchy.

REMOVE THIS TRAITOR!!!

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm guessing he grabbed a pussy and pulled it out Mortal Kombat style.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

TRUMP WINS

HYSTERECTOMY

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 days ago
[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

This only adds another layer of reinforcement to my firm belief that he's done something that means that he should go to not only jail, but some kind of super-hell when he dies.

Example snippet...
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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 34 points 2 days ago (6 children)

A significant chunk of American pop culture of the past decades is based on the premise that The Government is Hiding Something.

Trump's going to throw a big wrench in that by releasing fucking everything. Except a few things. A few great secrets.

I swear American pop culture in the coming century or so is just going to be The Government is Hiding The Epstein Files, over and over and over.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

All the future super spy movies will be about government pedo rings....... ugh get ready to have nonstop PTSD

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

WHY ISN’T THIS CLOWN IN JAIL?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Because Biden wanted to run against him again, so he appointed Garland as AG.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because Republicans in Congress and every single conservative voter have chosen to shield him from the consequences of his actions.

They are ALL traitors to our nation.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Agreed but Every Israel backed Uni party politician is a traitor in my opinion

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 165 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If there was anything remotely interesting about aliens he would have already used it as a distraction during covid.

[–] KnitWit@lemmy.world 103 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

He did do this during the first term. There wasn’t anything interesting, but it did distract the conspiracy folks.

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The pullout was weird at the time. Handful of censored videos, talk of more then nothing. A couple of senators or house members suddenly became disinterested for no reason in particular and it died.

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[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is because he felt challenged by Obama. He has a pathological complex of inferiority against Obama.

Obama talks about classified files? Trump one-ups and gives the classified files.

Now Obama should need to talk about those Trump-Epstein files...

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Plot-twist: he's in the alien files too and it's super fucking bad

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)

He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

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[–] dellish@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can't help himself!

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[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I mean his base is dumb enough to fall for this trick, so it will work perfect.

I really hate how the dept of education has been destroyed over the decades and now over 70% of the country is dumb as bricks.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tbf, I like this distraction better that bombing Iran.

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[–] mayabuttreeks@lemmy.ca 95 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 days ago (5 children)

If you told me when I was a kid that the president of the US was going to drop info on aliens and no one would care ... I would have said you were insane. Really, I dont care ... lets see those Epstein files and get some arrests.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Are the Aliens going to help me get rid of the Rich corrupt people? No? Then I don't care about them.

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[–] Archon_Warslut@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

there arent any aliens visiting earth. this is another fucking trump scam / distraction / bullshit opportunity. somehow he can make it ultimately about trashing the democrats, or just distracting people from his crimes and economic destruction.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 87 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As was said before,, this is why the aliens roll up their windows and drive faster when they pass our planet.

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[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago

And then those files will only be half released and full of redactions because it turns that Trump and the other billionaires have been fucking alien kids too.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I'm calling it here: Trump did not just rape a child. Everyone already knows that and he's still trying to hide the Epstein files.

Trump murdered a child and then raped her corpse.

Or there's a video of him having sex with Bill Clinton. Republicans would consider that equally bad.

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I dunno about that last bit, seems like they are totally ok with the pedophilia, murdering children and sex trafficking. In fact, they seem to think those things are pretty damn cool.

Two consenting males getting it on behind closed doors - now THAT is a bridge too far!!

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[–] Scorned_Sparrow@piefed.social 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Won't that upset his Christian base? Isn't it anti Christian to think aliens exist?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They don't gaf about religion beyond the tribal shit and that it gives them a way to act better than those who disagree with them and appeal to an authority that will never contradict them.

Edit: though also, there's nothing in Christianity that I know of that says aliens can't exist. The catholic church at least has stopped trying to oppose science, though still hasn't recovered from the ink they got on their face regarding Galileo, but that was more about the worshop of Aristotle than anything directly related to the religion itself. The whole "the world is only 6k years old and fossils were placed there to test our faith!" isn't supported by the catholic church. Not to defend them, "believes in science" is still a low bar.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Catholics aren’t opposed to it.

“God became man in Jesus in order to save us. So if there are also other intelligent beings, it’s not a given that they need redemption. They might have remained in full friendship with their creator,” he said.

Father Funes went on to say that Christ’s incarnation and sacrifice was a unique and unrepeatable event. But he said he was sure that, if needed, God’s mercy would be offered to aliens, as it was to humans.

I don’t think this is like official doctrine, but it seems to be the most common attitude I’m finding.

As far as Protestants: the flat earth types might be against aliens because that goes against their everything. I’m really only talking your KJV-onliest or freaky Pentecostal teetering into cult types that would think aliens were literal demons.

But I think most fundies would probably be fine with aliens if they were allowed to proselytize to them, and most mainline Christian churches would be fine with aliens existing.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Anything, really anything, to distract from the Epstein files.

BTW, how does "Wag the Dog" do in the streaming charts?

We've gotten to the point we don't even care if we made contact with an alien civilization. We just want justice.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can you do a citizens arrest on the president? Asking for a friend who also hates pedophiles.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s called a coup, and yes you can, provided you can outgun the secret service and military.

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[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

I was sure you meant "alien" as in "foreigner" but no, you actually mean extra-terrestrial. 👽

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

these are not the files we are looking for....

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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Aliens are the one powerful group not fucking children in the Epstein files at this point

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (15 children)

Never seen more definitive proof that there's "no there there" then when this fucking asshole acts like this is a big deal.

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[–] TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Just so that you know, if I spot an UFO, i will maks sure to keep it to myself. I respect privacy of people and otherwodly beings alike.

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[–] webp@mander.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

When the extraterrestrials are less illegal than the human beings

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

"There! Look over THERE! SQUIRREL!"

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Obama:

aliens exist.

Trump:

Here's proof that he's a lying ni--

Karoline Leavitt:

President Trump called Obama a "nice guy". Anyone who attempts to state otherwise is a terrorist!

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