Me at only 41 years old:

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Me at only 41 years old:

Hey there youngster! I'm 42. So, make room in that casket. We're gonna snuggle.
Damn hookup culture you young people get up to these days.
I would say something like this rather. We are the lich kings!
Trust me, if I was the Lich King with the Lich King's army and powers, there would be a lot fewer billionaires...
You are me. I am you. Old enough to be burdened with the memory of a world before the internet, doomed to watch the death of freedom because of it.

'75 here. All you youngsters can get the hell off my lawn.
Actually, what I've noticed is that I don't so much feel older as I do the "kids" keep getting younger. Was I like that at their age? Yep, probably, but I felt mature and adult then. To some degree. That thing about how you never really feel like an adult? I still get that a little bit. But after three decades of being an adult, it has also set in a bit.
Mostly, I'm opinionated, and I remember things from the past 40 years because I was alive for them, so they aren't history to me, they are a part of the life I experienced.
So as you guys get older, I think you'll find that - like whatever happens after Trump, unless it does continue to get worse (which is quite possible), there will come a time when a younger generation won't know what it felt like to live under this fascism, and you, having lived through it, will have your mind blown because it's history to them.
Which I guess has helped me when I think about figures from history and the past in general. While I can't imagine living before the era of cars, I do know that whatever time frame you look at - to the people living at that time, it was all contemporary and modern. And so when you see people that had relationships with other people and arguments and such, you really do realize that we're all human.
Also, the older I get, the more I realize just how precious life is. And when you're young, you really are going to live forever. But every single day that passes is gone forever. Every month takes you further forward. Each year goes by and never comes back. When your 20s are gone, they won't ever return. Don't let that upset you, just make sure you aren't coasting along and wasting time, waiting for what comes next, because if you spend you life waiting for what comes next, you die without anything ever coming next. Don't "make every moment count" - do take time to relax. Just make sure that you are not ONLY relaxing, and don't put everything off to the future. Do what you can to enjoy the life you have as best as you can while also trying to keep improving things.
I remember watching a CRT television belted to a five-foot tall roller stand, and we had suspended all classes that day, even though we were at school. We had just sat there, crying and watching the news, as both towers were smoking, then one had collapsed and myself and other kids had screamed, wailed, and one vomited there on the carpet. Occasionally someone would get pulled away to take a phone call, and they didn’t come back the same. They changed. We all changed.
I still remember Kevin Cosgrove’s last phone call.
Newberg, Oregon, September 11th ‘01.
For me, it was my first day at Texas Instruments. I had to show up to a mandatory Outlook training session (which was hilarious as I was being hired for a helpdesk position. I'd used Outlook since the first version in 1997 and supported it…). A guy came in and turned on the televisions.
I called my wife, who was working in the flight path of DFW airport. We also tried to get hold of my stepmother, who was working in the tallest building in downtown Dallas at the time.
It was much chaos, as I'm sure you remember, as nobody really knew what was going on or what further attacks might happen.
So for me, I was a young adult, married for about a year and a half when it happened - I got to live half a decade as an adult in the pre-9/11 world.
It's hard for me to remember that for newer generations, all this bullshit that really started taking off hardcore after 9/11 is normalized. I saw our rights being taken away, the constant fear increase, the hatred for Muslims that blossomed into racism coming back out of its dirty closet, the rise of fascism.
It wasn't always that way. :(
These people gonna have their minds blown when they’re 50 and they’re still alive.
With all the changes RFK is making 50 will be the new 80.
I'm already feeling like 30 is the new 60 🤣 Worrying about everything going tits up and white knuckling the wheel.
I'll take getting older over the alternative every time.
I'm not happy I'm sixty. But, I am happy I'm not dead.
Okay. I was born in the early 70's. Lemme just brush the dust off, and I'll join you.
As one legend to another: Before the Ancestors, there were Legends. That's what the 70's kids are.
It's weird to think about it. I was born in '87 and grew up hearing ahout the distant '60s and '70s as though they were this mythical, out-of-reach time in which my relatives reminisced. They even came with those old, shitty polaroids that really sold the vibe. Now it's 2026 and people talk like the late '80s were a lifetime ago. Then I realize that from young peoples' perspective now, that time period is even further away than the '60s were back when I listened to my parents talk about them.
I think the late, great Bozo the Clown said it best when he said, "WWHHHAAWT DA FFFFFFUUUUUCK..."
Limnals and early millennials spent enough of their lives able to perceive Good Shit and still have some modicum of hope.
'90-'99? Those folks grew up in a fuckin' 911 world. All they know is shit and all they pray for is an early grave
USian ‘90s born:
9/11 before kindergarten, watched it on live TV.
Increasing school shootings year over year
Incessant racism by paranoid family members and media writ large (which made even little me feel icky)
2008 Great Recession. Constant fear of where my next meal was coming from all through middle school.
More school shootings
Was supposed to idolize a man who dumped drone bombs on foreign kids because at least he wasn’t Bush. Still wondered why we had troops in the Middle East if things were supposed to be better?
At least equal marriage was federally legalized in 2015. Yay
Missed the deadline to vote in 2016 due to moving issues, had to watch hell happen in real time.
Lived in a major city, therefore in constant fear of nuclear holocaust due to a deranged rapist not keeping his mouth shut. After growing up in fear of anthrax in the mail and getting gunned down at school :)))
Told that college was the only way I’d make anything of myself. Graduated into COVID.
Watched reproductive rights get ripped away from millions after my family scoffed that they wouldn’t. My own grandmother had bodily rights longer than I did.
Been pinching my nose and voting consistently since 2018, but still see fascism come roaring back full swing and transphobia+racism+now pedophilia get openly celebrated by a majority of rubes.
Plus a ton of my own health issues that only worsened after getting COVID (and that’s with the vaccine, I fear for what would have happened without it)? Yeah, I’m waiting to get off the ride but refuse to do it myself out of spite.
I want to see the obituaries of at least a few of these bastards, first.
‘90-‘99 checking in, yep.
holy shit, I am born in the mid 80s. I must be decrepit.
Settle down youngling!
I have it on good authority (mine) that the 90s were only 10 years ago!
Yup, 1998 specifically will eternally remain the boundary between the old days and recent stuff.

Can confirm, I feel old and tired all the time. Not gonna fuck around (in a bad way) with my partner. Unfortunately, I'm also not gonna fuck around much in a good way, because I feel old and tired all the time.
Dude, get your B12 levels checked. Was feeling old and tired, so I went to drs for something else, he ran bloods just to make sure. Came back ok except B12 deficient. Now I get a B12 jab every 12 weeks and top up with high dose B12 pills every day after 4 weeks. Tiredness gone, cold feet at night gone, visual migraines gone grumpy old git moods gone. Oh and fucking around in a good way is way more on the cards!
Sigh, they always forget the gen X.
That's what happens when the boomers refuse to let go.
I'd rather be forgotten than lumped in with the boomers.
Early '85 here... I'm scared of getting out of the chair after reading this one, might get a hernia.
The elderly urge to comment on this thread
Huh, I guess I'm old, but the joke's on you -- but I won't make you happy. 😎
That's right ladies, I'm exhausted
1965 clocking in. I want slippers and some soup.
Got the stuff for you here to make everything right as rain.

I guess that means I'm ancient. In the context of Stargate I'll take it, just call me Janus.
Indeed.
What I do if I am that old person who is tired and still not happy
Send help
I keep telling you! It's your diet! Stop eating bagels from the trash!

Wtffffff I just woke up. I don't need this right now.
I was 2 when the Berlin wall fell.
Look man, I wanna chill with some hard ciders and a little whiskey. You have problems, I'll help you analyze them and find a solution. I want you to have a better childhood and adulthood than I did.
Old person from 1990... Lol.
Joke's on you. You're gonna have to live through the worst of what's coming.