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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 95 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey there youngster! I'm 42. So, make room in that casket. We're gonna snuggle.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn hookup culture you young people get up to these days.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Also with how expensive a plot of land is these days, no way we're splurging for individual accommodations.

I'm 45 and I don't know what you younguns are on about. I don't have knee issues. I don't have major back issues. Heck I can still out work an Amish crew.

Y'all need to stretch more.

[–] hornedfiend@piefed.social 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would say something like this rather. We are the lich kings!

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Trust me, if I was the Lich King with the Lich King's army and powers, there would be a lot fewer billionaires...

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You are me. I am you. Old enough to be burdened with the memory of a world before the internet, doomed to watch the death of freedom because of it.

Old, like me tag

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That keyboard is fascinating. Explain yourself.

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's called TypeWise and takes a little to get used to. However, for someone who absolutely hates digital keyboards, I like it the best of any digital keyboards I've used!

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au 2 points 2 hours ago

Looks a little pricey, what features are locked behind the paywall? 

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Damn, I remember in the late 90’s playing Everquest with some guy in China that knew almost no English thinking how fucking amazing it was to be playing a game with someone on the other side of the world. Now I sit around thinking how the unabomber maybe wasn’t so crazy. I work in cybersecurity and all I want to do is go back to the AOL era

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I feel this in my very creaky bones! I, too, have fond memories of playing EverQuest on a 56k modem and thinking how cool it was that I could play with people from all over the country and world. At least until someone picked up the phone and got me killed mid-fight! Ted wasn't all that right with his choice of targets, but his assessment of our broken system back then was spot on, I agree. I wish technological improvements since those days didn't come with the side of techno-fascism that we see today.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I feel ya man -