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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried having your son take a shower to wash his own asshole, or are you teaching him washing his own asshole is gay

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?

[–] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

No, but I have my son take a shower before bed every day 'cause kids get gross

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Travel bidets are cheap and effing brilliant.

According to my proctologist, Americans wreck their hemorrhoids with overzealous wiping, mine included. Dab only,

And get a bidet. A travel bidet, of you can't install a permanent one.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

Where are the meme police when you need them?!

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Plz tag this nsfl

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Do me a favor and just come to my house and stab my eyes please

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

How does this template work? Pink eye?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Is your son a cat?