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[–] Redacted@piefed.ca 141 points 2 weeks ago

We here at EvilDork Corp believe the future is in the Torment Nexus!

[–] 8andage@sh.itjust.works 106 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] pulsey@feddit.org 28 points 2 weeks ago

who needs democracy when you have technology, right?

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who is this particular flavor of wanker?

[–] Ixoid@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe that is billionaire mogul and political influencer Peter Thiel, co-founder of Palantir. Pretty much evil personified.

[–] ezyryder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

evil personified indeed, known as early as 2008: Why You Should Beware of Facebook

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[–] tino@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago

Protect children by giving away your identity to corporations

[–] vane@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Dynamic prices in the supermarket.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

years ago, a big boss of an evil hotel company I worked was doing a AMA and got asked "where do we draw the line on ethics?". His answer was "at the end of the day, if you don't feel comfortable telling your mother what you did today, then don't do it" I loved this answer and used this very often.

Then a few months later, he directly made us work on the dirtiest geopricing / yelding features I ever saw. I guess the real question to ask during that day was "where do your mother draw the line on ethics?"

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

That’s where he draws the line on ethics… for everyone else.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

You should have called his mother and explained it to her and asked if she agreed?

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 12 points 2 weeks ago

maybe his mother died?

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[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 29 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a huge fan of the attention annihilator, personally.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

....motherfuckers are upvoting a crosspost from POLITICALMEMES in what is supposed to be a shitposting community. Y'all are fucking masochists. This isn't a shitpost and you know it.

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My thought is that it’s devoid of nuance (part of what makes it funny) so therefore it’s shitty?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's designed to piss of pro-AI folks and other techbros. The trolling is what makes it a shitpost.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Surelly it's at minimum a post about shit, so posting it here is kinda like going to a meeting of Alcholics, Anonymous only to find out it's actually a bar where nobody knows your name.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I only use Lenny from the toilet on company time. By this definition, everything is a shit post

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[–] magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fake money for criminals because that also means diy hrt, recreational drugs, and piracy.

Its not all money laundering y'know! Sometimes its the good criminals!

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget the drugs.

But anyone who buys crypro for "speculation" deserves to get their money-handling privileges revoked.

[–] Auth@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Fake money for criminals is awesome I use it when im doing criminal activity online.

[–] PokerChips@programming.dev 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I spent a good couple minutes trying to figure out what the illegal crab company is. I might need glasses.

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The crab people from South Park didn't renew their T-Mobile authorized retail license again?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Old Bay has some major skeletons in the closet

[–] frog@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pediculosis pubis

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No "musician ripoff platform which funds AI weapons development" option..?

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet William Shakespeare

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly the illegal cab company has been the most useful for me. Sometimes my car breaks down.

Mind you, the best illegal service I ever used was Dream market. Very convenient for buying acid and weed.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 5 points 2 weeks ago

I agree. Set prices are a game changer especially if you are visiting in another country. Drivers are less likely to rip off tourists and communication is a lot better.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Kessler syndrome generator controlled by billionaire

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'm really enjoying

  • Confederate forums for furries
  • Encrypted piracy
[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

airbnb was cool, i have fond memories of meeting interesting new people this way. then it enshittified and is now generally worse than hotels every time.

so there is no longer a marketplace where you can get the house sharing experience, which is sad.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

The "I know where you live" device.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 6 points 2 weeks ago

I think the last two are related. With whatever weird carousel fraud is going on between the AI companies and techbro city.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

But the stock market is so bigly.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

We peaked in 2012. Mayans (?) had it right.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fake money for criminals at least has a happy ending (getting to laugh at those who went all in.)

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