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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

We peaked in 2012. Mayans (?) had it right.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 28 points 1 day ago

I'm a huge fan of the attention annihilator, personally.

[–] Redacted@piefed.ca 139 points 2 days ago

We here at EvilDork Corp believe the future is in the Torment Nexus!

[–] 8andage@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] DarkSideOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Who is this POS?

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 28 points 1 day ago

who needs democracy when you have technology, right?

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who is this particular flavor of wanker?

[–] Ixoid@aussie.zone 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I believe that is billionaire mogul and political influencer Peter Thiel, co-founder of Palantir. Pretty much evil personified.

[–] ezyryder@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

evil personified indeed, known as early as 2008: Why You Should Beware of Facebook

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I'm really enjoying

  • Confederate forums for furries
  • Encrypted piracy
[–] magic_smoke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fake money for criminals because that also means diy hrt, recreational drugs, and piracy.

Its not all money laundering y'know! Sometimes its the good criminals!

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 13 hours ago

Don't forget the drugs.

But anyone who buys crypro for "speculation" deserves to get their money-handling privileges revoked.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago

Protect children by giving away your identity to corporations

[–] Auth@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Fake money for criminals is awesome I use it when im doing criminal activity online.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

....motherfuckers are upvoting a crosspost from POLITICALMEMES in what is supposed to be a shitposting community. Y'all are fucking masochists. This isn't a shitpost and you know it.

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My thought is that it’s devoid of nuance (part of what makes it funny) so therefore it’s shitty?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's designed to piss of pro-AI folks and other techbros. The trolling is what makes it a shitpost.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Surelly it's at minimum a post about shit, so posting it here is kinda like going to a meeting of Alcholics, Anonymous only to find out it's actually a bar where nobody knows your name.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I only use Lenny from the toilet on company time. By this definition, everything is a shit post

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[–] vane@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dynamic prices in the supermarket.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (4 children)

years ago, a big boss of an evil hotel company I worked was doing a AMA and got asked "where do we draw the line on ethics?". His answer was "at the end of the day, if you don't feel comfortable telling your mother what you did today, then don't do it" I loved this answer and used this very often.

Then a few months later, he directly made us work on the dirtiest geopricing / yelding features I ever saw. I guess the real question to ask during that day was "where do your mother draw the line on ethics?"

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

That’s where he draws the line on ethics… for everyone else.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

You should have called his mother and explained it to her and asked if she agreed?

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 12 points 1 day ago

maybe his mother died?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

made us work

So, you didn't draw the line there either?

[–] tino@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks for asking. I found the idea to be an unethical dark pattern, so I made my point, but in companies like these, it's not enough. So I implemented a light experiment of what was asked, and it validated my hypothesis: it was not solving a real need and was actually not even improving revenue, and that it was indeed leading to a poorer user experience. Since the request was really pushed top down, I still had to move on with so I limited it to the specific population where it would make more money. Who has the most money to spend in cheaper countries? US tourists going to Latin America. Let's make it more expensive for Americans to stay in a Colombian hotel than for a local. It pleased the small hotel owners, had a positive impact on local tourism... good enough.

Then I moved to a different team and they threw away my work went full on and delivered the whole shit.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

I'm glad you at least tried.

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No "musician ripoff platform which funds AI weapons development" option..?

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[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly the illegal cab company has been the most useful for me. Sometimes my car breaks down.

Mind you, the best illegal service I ever used was Dream market. Very convenient for buying acid and weed.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

I agree. Set prices are a game changer especially if you are visiting in another country. Drivers are less likely to rip off tourists and communication is a lot better.

[–] PokerChips@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I spent a good couple minutes trying to figure out what the illegal crab company is. I might need glasses.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

Old Bay has some major skeletons in the closet

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The crab people from South Park didn't renew their T-Mobile authorized retail license again?

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

airbnb was cool, i have fond memories of meeting interesting new people this way. then it enshittified and is now generally worse than hotels every time.

so there is no longer a marketplace where you can get the house sharing experience, which is sad.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Kessler syndrome generator controlled by billionaire

[–] LemmyShemmy@aussie.zone 16 points 2 days ago

I think smart people deserve to be billionaires while we can get managers directors and people below them into the

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The "I know where you live" device.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

But the stock market is so bigly.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 6 points 1 day ago

I think the last two are related. With whatever weird carousel fraud is going on between the AI companies and techbro city.

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