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[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 202 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 68 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Willoughby@piefed.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Baist and Chargrilled, ham.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 190 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

saw the whole video, that dude is a king.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 105 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 97 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Crazy how the pro-ICE guy needed four different adults to rescue him

If that ain't fascism in a nutshell.

Shame nobody else in school had the guy's back.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And even the school cop clearly thought he was a dweeb, which is almost impressive

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 33 points 2 weeks ago

Her face looking at the sign was like "Wow, okay, um, you can think that sure"

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hahahahahahaha

I can't believe that shitrag posted that, I'm dying

"You can't hit me, you'll get in trouble" - "ok", WHAM

"O YOU SWORE, THAT'S AGAINST SCHOOL CODE"

I thought conservatives valued machismo, why's the little dude posting a video of him being the world's littlest bitch? I deadass hope this is AI generated because it's beyond parody XD

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago

They praise who they think are strongmen because they're personally spineless cowards

[–] ugandan_airways@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m still new to Lemmy but I really like how in the thread where the video is posted—even though it is now locked—it is mainly people saying that the nazi kid can get fucked. This is such a wonderful departure from the right wing bullshit that plagues Reddit. Because fuck nazis and fuck websites that tolerate them.

[–] Goodman@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

If hate is the opposite of love, then hating hate inverts that back to love <3

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[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Agreed, I'm proud of the puncher, but the video was obviously posted by this little Stephen Miller Jr prick who got exactly what he wanted.

I don't know what the answer is but I think it might be more violence?

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

I have a theory that a lot of things are going to get more violent after the election. A Democratic Congress will greatly restrain the President, greatly reducing the disincentive to dispense street justice on ICE. On the off chance that Republicans manage to hold Congress by stealing the election, waiting on democracy will no longer be tenable, which means it's game on.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, that other kid was a punk bitch who needs to get his ass kicked to learn his place in life. Someone messed up raising him, and they raised a cunt.

[–] Ontimp@feddit.org 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yes and the other kid was just a spinless little asshole who needed to learn that irl actions have consequences.

From how the rest of the interaction went I'm afraid that's the opposite of what he learned after the police intervened

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Whiny little cunt. "No, he said a bad word at school! How dare he do that while I'm advocating for fascism!"

It's the republican playbook. "Decorum!"

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 132 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

As someone who was bullied and assaulted several times in school, I have to chime in: don't do that. A huge, arcing punch like that is flashy and spectacular, but it is easy to dodge or deflect (massive moment arm), and you'll be thrown off-balance. Instead, if you can get in close, aim for the gut, just below the sternum. Keep the fist low and close to your body, and twist your torso as you punch. Hitting the soft tissue below the ribcage and above the stomach is fucking painful and will leave the rubber sole sommelier struggling to breathe.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 weeks ago

Rubber sole sommelier is great. Ill have to start using that.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We got this fabulous shot where he just outmogs the wimp tho

[–] Bread@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 120 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I keep thinking about how much this kid rules. He warns the other kid instead of suckering punching him, understands and accepts the consequences of his actions before he takes them, then acts without hesitation. Not only does he punch fascists, he does it with principles.

[–] Juice@midwest.social 42 points 2 weeks ago

The Filmer is trying to get some Charlie Kirk attention and launch his streaming career or some shit, instead no one knows who that fucking creep is, but we all know the face of who hit him.

The filmer looks like such a punk, tall, acting cool, doing the "I have a right to be a fascist, what are you gonna do about it" bit. the kid who threw the punch is about as unassuming as you can be, probably not super popular, kind of a big guy, when he speaks, there is a waver in his voice from not being the kind of guy who initiates violence that even comes off as sort of meek. He probably got made fun of by people like the Filmer.

But the Filmer captured this brief moment, not the face of a fascist getting punched, but of the righteous anger and imperative to defend the defenseless, coming for your fascist ass. Those who try to get along, who believe in kindness and humanity, unable to be civilized about smug incivility.

I'm making these details up, I dont know anything about these young people personally, but thats the message we received. Smug self interest advocating the destruction of lives, gleefulness in the face of incredible fascist violence; met with the rising tide of popular anger against this acute sickness at the heart of a sick society.

Humanity vs the inhumane, in one still image. A picture that says more than 1000 words, it speaks to a growing sentiment among many. We see him and we see ourselves, or who we think more people aught to be.

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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 106 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Its vexing that 4chan has a better honed moral compass than the fucking AG.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What have they been giving up being on the alt right now that they know Epstein made them Notsees

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[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've heard a reasoning that 4chan is always a counterculture site against the current culture, and if 4chan starts to be more similar to my beliefs, then we have some problems in here.

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 100 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 71 points 2 weeks ago

"Sign Kid" is trying to run a Paradox of Tolerance.
"Punching Kid" is right on. Though one should not do such things at school, nor on camera.
I have the feeling "Sign Kid" is going to change schools soon.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 69 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He said it. He did it. Legend.

[–] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I'm going to punch you in the face"

"You're going to get in trouble"

"Okay"

Absolute legend.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Need better punching technique though

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago

This one is pretty damn cinematic tbf

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

True, they are not punching as hard as they could and are off balance in their strike.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 45 points 2 weeks ago

But the kid got heart. He's a hero in my eyes.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 43 points 2 weeks ago

He gave him fair warning, which was a fuck ton more than what ICE does.

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We need to normalize this. Fuck em.

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[–] sheetzoos@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I thought it stops being a paradox when you realize it's part of the social contract. Violate it too much and you're no longer guaranteed society's succor.

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[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 34 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Not only did he punch him, he hit him with the Magnum look too. Make fascists afraid again.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

No hesitation. What a hero.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

he did the meme

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing more patriotic than punching a Nazi in the face.

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