Deal withthis. Thanks
Yeah, I know that email isn't real. But it's still funny as fuck
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Which part isn’t real?
The "epic island vacation" email from Musk that is written like a redditor with the terms "girls FTW", "thank you kind sir" and "deal withthis. Thanks" is most likely fake as it doesn't appear in the Epstein file dumps.
The other emails between Musk and Epstein discussing Musk visiting Little St James (Epstein Island) are real and can be found in the Epstein file dumps.
Not familiar with the “fake ones” but heard about deal with this.
Though Elon has talked like an internet toddler forever: doge meme lel kek twitter brained moron.
You're thinking of a different "email". The one you're referring to was a parody but the one this post refers to is 100% real
Elon, if you're reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.
I mean I think the bigger issue here is that he sent a Tesla to space when he could have become the Jesus of our times, and saved hundreds of millions of people from abject poverty and despair.
You know what's funny, though? I think about this all the time. There's thousands of "Jesus of our times" people, but we don't know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because... well... they didn't hoard money, cause... well... they're "Jesus"
Another good one is imagining him getting smashed in a rugby maul at a high end South African school.
As a complete off subject comment, this screenshot of musk is from when he brought a McLaren F1 hands down the greatest car ever made. Musky not only had one but didn’t insure it and would later crash it wile showing off.
Why would a billionaire insure their car?
What a fucking zero.
The hair plugs was money well spent.
Who would have thought the shithead pushing Ai slop that undresses women & children without consent would be a fucking pedo 🤮
Girls, it also undresses young girls.
And apparently the grok website/app or whatever will generate explicit and/or violent videos of anyone.
So yeah. One more reason to take all of Elons money and put him in jail forever.
put him in jail forever.
That's not the solution with fascists, but saying the solution out loud will get you banned
I never said where the jail was. My idea for that will also get you banned.
At a farm upstate, right?
People are saying the facility is by the river. You know the one.
On a completely different note... Have you ever heard of Point Nemo? It's the point in the ocean furthest from any land. Somewhere in the south Pacific.
Also there's a type of nonsense that crops up among right wing jackasses every few years called sea steading. It's a bad idea for a lot of reasons unless done in some very specific places and in some very specific ways.
Point Nemo would be a very bad place for sea steading.
Point Nemo would be a very bad place for sea steading.
No no, it would be an excellent place for seasteading. Best idea ever.
Absolutely! It’s fucking disgusting that counties haven’t banned and blocked that platform just for that.
They are so f*cking disgusting 🤮 Whole US billionaire class, all 200 or so people, just plainly disgusting.
Yeah there’s not really that many problematic influentials, I reckon no more than 1000 at best around the world. The rest are all taking orders to one degree or another.
Replaced, the planet would be substantially better off.
there are over 3000 billionaires, a very manageable number for the rest of us to eat
Agreed, just gonna point out that not all (though certainly most) of them are American. Elon and Prince Andrew being good examples.
Side thought, I'd like to see the ratio of billionaires by nationality. I imagine most would be either American or Chinese, but would be interesting numbers to look at. 🤔
Elon is American granted citizenship in 2002, 24 years ago.
I make this point not for Elon, but for other naturalized citizens. Once granted citizenship you are American, that's one of the few good things I like about this country. I've lived and traveled to other countries where it doesn't matter if you became a citizen or not because the locals will always consider you not one of them.
citizen or not the locals see you as 'other'
So, the US lol
I can only speak of my expirences in the US and other places, but for the most part no that's not how it is in the US.
Yes you can find a racist asshole in every country, but what's the point. I wouldn't say every Italian is uneducated because I found a person that didn't complete school. This is why extremes make bad evidence.
But admittedly I left the US before things got out of control. Our federal government is certainly making an attempt at trying to define who should be American. Sad to see and goes against one of the few things I truly loved about my country
I guess the difference is just money, which tracks. Any poor foreigner with citizenship would be deported.
That's simply a load of bullshit. I won't tell you ICE hasn't done it or tried it, but I can tell you they haven't deported even 1% of poor foreign born US citizens.
We have some big issues yes, but no need to overstate them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Billionaires_by_nationality
this is much easier to visualize, I didn't think there were that many billionaires
924 billionaires in the U.S. with a combined $7 trillion in "wealth". So once Mandani takes all of it away to pay the debt, who is going to pay the remaining $33 trillion?
My country has way too many billionaires.
Wow! Thanks, I was right about the numbers being neato, but it's also depressing to think about. 😭
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At 200 it's not even a class, just a club.
It's a big club and we ain't in it.
To be fair, I don't think most people who to be in that club.
Whole ~~US~~ billionaire class
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Making the remark regarding the diver such projection.
Tbf that was the moment I knew he was quite likely to be a pedo. What was that, a decade ago?
Every time I see a Tesla with the fuckin, "we bought this before he went crazy," sticker I get so mad. He's been a POS the whole time I've heard about him, most people don't pay any attention I guess.
“I’m asking so I can make sure I don’t go there that day, because I’ve never been there.”
It feels wrong to apply a term as memey as "cringe" to something as dark as the Epstein files but Elon's cringe is just so overwhelming it can't be helped.
The smallest joy I have in this life is knowing this fuckwads true soul looks this fucking stupid
Yep, his force ghost will be based on genetics not surgery.
(Girls FTW!!)
Elon
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