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[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 17 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Elon, if you're reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I mean I think the bigger issue here is that he sent a Tesla to space when he could have become the Jesus of our times, and saved hundreds of millions of people from abject poverty and despair.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You know what's funny, though? I think about this all the time. There's thousands of "Jesus of our times" people, but we don't know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because... well... they didn't hoard money, cause... well... they're "Jesus"

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

She's not a billionaire, though. She works 9 to 5.

[–] stylusmobilus@aussie.zone 3 points 8 hours ago

Another good one is imagining him getting smashed in a rugby maul at a high end South African school.