I dunno, the older I get and the more bullshit I put up with from other people, the more "the middle of nowhere" sounds like paradise.
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Agree. I can't understand folks saying we should all live in apartments.
Because if you want to preserve the natural environment you need to stop replacing it with single family homes and parking lots. High density cities are also way more efficient with energy in multiple ways.
It suck living around so many people but it is one of the single most impactful ways to manage climate change.
Sounds fine, just remove all the people
Yeah, but the depression isn't worth it.
I live in the middle of nowhere or at least I used to. It's getting too crowded around here time to move again. I got problems but neighbors and noise are not among them.
Yeah that sounds like the middle of somewhere if it's getting crowded, you're lookin' for like, upstate Maine. Hell, northern Saskatchewan if you really hate people.
Middle of nowhere? sign me the fuck up
Middle of nowhere sucks
They had TV and internet in the 90s. Might need a window AC.
That’s like, your opinion, man.
Stupid dog! Made me look bad.
Ooga-booga-booga!
RETURN THE SLAB
Fuck yeah I'd live there! I'll be fine.
Wait... Where is the Mistery Shack?
how old are you
Don't answer that
How old do you think OP is
Well, You are right, I wasn't a child anymore when I watched Gravity Falls. XD But my inner child would love to live there.
Grill her! Fry her! Why don't we bake her!
I mean.. technically she wanted to live Nowhere.