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Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

I dunno, the older I get and the more bullshit I put up with from other people, the more "the middle of nowhere" sounds like paradise.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Agree. I can't understand folks saying we should all live in apartments.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Because if you want to preserve the natural environment you need to stop replacing it with single family homes and parking lots. High density cities are also way more efficient with energy in multiple ways.

It suck living around so many people but it is one of the single most impactful ways to manage climate change.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Sounds fine, just remove all the people

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but the depression isn't worth it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I live in the middle of nowhere or at least I used to. It's getting too crowded around here time to move again. I got problems but neighbors and noise are not among them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah that sounds like the middle of somewhere if it's getting crowded, you're lookin' for like, upstate Maine. Hell, northern Saskatchewan if you really hate people.