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[–] db2@lemmy.world 127 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's extremely insulting to Megamind though.

[–] voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 106 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well megamind eventually came to his senses and stopped being a turbodouche, something elon is completely incapable of doing

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elon isnt smart as megamind tho.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.social 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Got some good laughs with this thread.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That part can be fixed though. Just ask Jeff.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago

He's a villain, all right. Just not a super one!

[–] M137@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's no way that misspelling isn't rage bait. Stop posting shit like that.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not ragebait but engagement bait.
And here you are. lol

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is there to gain from "engagement bait" here, exactly?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You might consider that Lemmy isn't the only social media in the world where images are posted.

Especially since this is a screenshot from Instagram.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your "And here you are" implied that it mattered here.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

Not that it matters, but that it worked.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No it didn't, there is a difference between implication and your assumptions. My "here you are" is me saying the bait worked, not that it has an effect here.

Also, just so you're aware: comments do play a part in the algorithm here on Lemmy. Specifically the "Active" sort.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Not here, but this is a screenshot from a video, likely from a platform where there is something to gain.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Fediverse doesn't promote posts based on comment engagement though, does it?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I know for 'Active' sort it does. I don't think any of the other sort options do.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 weeks ago

I'd assume it's only a minority of people sorting by active, though

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

this is sihtposting, what did you expect?

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 6 points 4 weeks ago

Sikhposting

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago

Hawlk tuah..... Am I doing this right?

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] schema@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This but he still can’t stand.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

A company that hauls away junk, maybe?

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, boi!

That Megamind scene did not age well..

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

"Sir, I think this scene is a bad idea."

"Yes! It's a horribly, wickedly bad idea for the greater good of bad!"

"Ok, no, I mean like, from a bad perspective, it may seem like a good idea. But from a good perspective? It's just plain bad."

"Oh, you don't know what's good for bad."

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Musk was on the island, though.

related CBS article

[–] Karl@literature.cafe -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I used to admire Stephen Hawking :(

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

... was on the island on 2006 as part of a scientific conference....

You do understand that Hawking pretty much never had been even remotely in any position to abuse anybody? Very big X to doubt I press...

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

...That's a bit of ableism, Hawking managed to have an affair that ended his marriage although it seems that original marriage involved his abuse, so he comes out the good guy. It's entirely possible for a wealthy, privileged person with disabilities to abuse someone else, either through power imbalance or with assistance under their direction. But no evidence that it occurred in his case.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 4 weeks ago

An affair needs a consenting partner though.

You can't force them if your entire body doesn't want to move.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

you do understand that face sitting is a thing and that his mouth, tongue, and lips still worked and that predators exist across all differences in humanity, right?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

His dick still worked too. But you aren't going to get anyone on there by just staring.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure it didn't. it's more common than not to experience ED with ALS.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey, I'm a bit too late! But, does he have to physically force them? Couldn't he just get another one of those freaks to do it for him?

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Epstein PR team at the time was doing a "sciencewashing" operation donating millions of dollars everywhere to let the rapist appear as a genuine philanthropist

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bro, it’s tough to rape people when you can’t even feed yourself.

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

in my sentence the rapist part was relative to the one that was killed in prison, not the real scientist

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

Oh right, me read gud.