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Shiiieeettt....... (lemmy.world)

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[–] Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

They did it once by mixing meters and feets, and crashed the Mars lander.

Edit: looked it up, wasn't actually meters vs feet, but newton-seconds vs some American eagles per gun unit for force

[–] nul@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

It's guns per eagle, get it right. What would eagles per gun even be?

[–] SolarMech@slrpnk.net 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If a TODO passes code review, more than one person fucked up.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At my first job after university, we did releases every Friday evening. From 3-5pm, all you would see in the Slack channel was a flurry of everyone committing straight to master (with a bunch of merge conflict commits between). Oh and then we'd release. Fun times.

[–] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

A free for all, late Friday deployment is baffling… We’ve got a strict window of Tuesday-Thursday for releases (unless it’s a critical issue), and a 2-3 day merge freeze to help mitigate unexpected changes.

We’ve got a relatively small team with LOTS of moving parts, so minimizing deployment issues is always top of mind.