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[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

Back in my day propaganda tried to be convincing. 

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 1 points 32 minutes ago

In my day satire was easily recognized

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Nick, If your fantasies were of any interest to others they wouldn't be fantasies.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 37 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This is literally Trump Derangement Syndrome.

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 1 points 56 minutes ago

Right. That is the definition of TDS.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 hours ago

And his name was Albert Frankenstein

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

So... They're writing fan fiction now....

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Always have been, remember in 2016 when he said he'd release his tax information (required to get clearances) and he failed to do so, kept saying he would and now is suing the people who voted for him for $10 billion dollars.

Edit: why.. Because he told the population he would do the job for $0, and the tax records showed he didn't donate that money and was lying to every Republican voter.

Oh and because he can now blatantly steal from them, and they will say yes please, because every Republican is an absolute bootlicker

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 28 points 8 hours ago (3 children)
[–] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

This is one of the funniest things I have read all day.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 5 hours ago

And then they had buttsex in the bathroom, not that they're gay or anything, while the children watched a movie dryer than a silicon gel packet in the Sahara.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 12 points 8 hours ago

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 6 hours ago

This is jack chick level dross

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Story is clearly fiction, everyone didn't clap at the end.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago

I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for 200.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

That father? ALBERT EINSTEIN.

[–] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Albert *Epstein

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago

Obama was there. He clapped.

[–] seriousslayerguy@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 points 11 hours ago

They're not even good at lying on the internet

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know who Nick Adams is but he's a terrible liar

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Nick Adams is the alpha males eat at hooters guy.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago

Fuck off Rebecca

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 70 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Alone in the basement, Adams was furiously whacking off with one hand, as he typed his Melania fanfic with the other.

'I am settling in for a showing of 'Melania' and the theater is PACKED!'

"What else does this story need?" he whacked. "Oh, yes. Little girls!"

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 22 points 17 hours ago

His non-typing hand immediately doubled its speed.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Actually it's the thrilling story of how some filmmakers and executives kissed Trump's wife's ass. It's a thrilling story about her raking in millions of millions of dollars to show that her idiot husband isn't the only one who can exploit his presidency for profit.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I heard she fucked the executives to get this done? Not that she needed to, she just did.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I'm not saying it's true but it's weird that she hasn't denied it. What is she hiding? I'm just asking questions here.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 5 hours ago

So she got it done, and took the opportunity to get laid by powerful men who ain't her worthless husband. Rumors aren't facts, but I could see it happening. She's not really a good person, willing to do whatever she has to in order to gain money, but she's not malevolent like her the Orange Jackass and his ghouls.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago

And then everyone in the lobby clapped.

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 147 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

Is this supposed to be serious? It's so over the top that it reads like satire. The only thing missing is the applause.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 1 hour ago

He also found $100 on the ground and several chicks hit on him and they all sang a song together

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 26 points 19 hours ago

And everybody got the clap.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 15 points 17 hours ago (6 children)

Its actually embarrassing seeing anyone get mad at this account, when it's pretty clearly a shit post account.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But MAGA didn't realize this (lmao) and made him a nominee for ambassador to Malaysia

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

No they probably did, but they are just willing to give people political positions for doing a good job trolling people.

[–] fatalicus@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Nick Adams (who this is the official Twitter account of) is a Trump assigned nominee to be ambassador to Malaysia.

Probably not a troll (well, he is a troll, but not the way you mean) is he?

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 10 points 10 hours ago

Thought that till he was made an ambassador

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

It’s so bad that that it’s completely believable that someone in this administration would say this, knowing it’s completely a lie, but say it anyway.

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[–] Jackusflackus@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago
[–] leadore@lemmy.world 12 points 17 hours ago

And that LLM he used to 'improve' his first draft did a bang-up job!

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