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[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 70 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Alone in the basement, Adams was furiously whacking off with one hand, as he typed his Melania fanfic with the other.

'I am settling in for a showing of 'Melania' and the theater is PACKED!'

"What else does this story need?" he whacked. "Oh, yes. Little girls!"

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago

His non-typing hand immediately doubled its speed.