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[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's a wartime / depression era food, not something you'd make by choice, typically

Cause bread was cheaper than say meat or cheese or what not

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

First appeared in an 1861 cookbook, target for this was sick people. Would be easy to keep down, carbs and fats to nourish more than just a broth.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Ive had it a couple of times, for a laugh, while broke as a joke. Only just discovered that i didnt invent it though.

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I ate a lot of good food when I visited the UK. Honestly anyone who claims has only bad food has a skill issue.

[–] Kaz@lemmy.org 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah I agree, there was always weird things like every culture, blood pudding and stuff, but generally there is absolutely nothing wrong with average UK food, except it's not that healthy.

[–] mech@feddit.org 113 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I tried the fabled beans on toast and i was shocked when I bit into the toast that there was butter on the toast. It was a dumb thing to be shocked by but I did not expect it 😂.

That being said, it looks really stupid in person because it's literally toast with a ton of beans. Taste wise, it was ok.

Here's a crappy photo:

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What sort of catastrophic mental state do you have to be to think

I shall put beans on thine toast. And yea; there was much rejoicing

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be taste wise. Like I finished all of it no problem. But amongst all breakfast foods its pretty mediocre and nothing to write home about.

[–] MrMetaKopos@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago

Poor... And not normal poor, but wartime poor. It was invented by Heinz to sell beans in England.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago

Mmmm the fabled half english.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 91 points 2 days ago (3 children)

If that sandwich is bland it's on you it clearly says to add butter, salt and pepper to taste.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago (9 children)

If you think you can make something not bland with just butter, salt and pepper, you may be a Brit.

Good butter ain't bland.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fat and salt are the key ingredients in most fried food, so it's basically deep fried bread.

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fat and salt are the key ingredients in most fried food,

If we ignore the literal food being fried, yes

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This isn't typical cuisine, this reads much more extremely poor so all I have is bread and fortunately butter.

[–] bananabird@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I feel like I’m the strange person for answering yes, I eat these now and again. I like to toast only the middle slice, and when it is done, butter salt and pepper both sides. The butter soaks in and softens the toasted slice up again, but it keeps a chew. Gives it a meaty texture that way.

[–] xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day 2 points 1 day ago

"Yo dawg, I heard you liked bread..."

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

For a while, I was toasting sandwhiches by stacking the top bread piece under the bottom one with topings on top of it. You end up with a sandwich (with actual sandwich toppings) just toasted on the inside and soft on the outside.

I love the texture just like I loved putting plain potato chips between two pieces of bread. Soft then crunch.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Don't knock it until you've been on rationed flour for several years

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago

Not even my dad ate this and he liked all sorts of crazy rationing-era foods he'd grown up with in the war.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What even is jove

Edit: okay this one's complicated. It's like saying "holy shit" ("oh my god"), but you're Roman and saying "holy jupiter(the god)", but you're also English and it entered popular usage through Shakespeare, and you're also from before it became "by george"....Or something.... Tldr it's old Latin and jove=jupiter

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

great scott!

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ok, Brits… what is GOOD British food? Fish ‘n Chips? Mushy Peas? Full English? Sunday Roast? I’ve been to the UK more times than I can count and even the Pubs often serve international fare instead of Spotted Dick.

I quite like Yorkshire puddings.

But I agree, British cuisine is pretty beige in vibe

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Not a Brit but I would add the different pies/shepherd pies etc to that list. But really I don't think you can not count the imported cuisine because I do love getting Indian, Caribbean, etc when I'm there. Even Italian TBH you can get some nice pizza (but not quite like Italy obviously).

[–] VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago
[–] MCTamTam@feddit.org 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (6 children)

In my 5 decades of Britishness I've never ever heard of a toast sandwich. And for one and a half of those decades we were so poor that we sometimes had sugar sandwiches just so we wouldn't starve.

But, yeah, I'd give it a go. Hell, I may even have one today.

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[–] j_elgato@leminal.space 4 points 2 days ago

It's strangely tasty.

Tried it when I first heard about this and somehow the crunch and the butter work really well with the untoasted bread.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to eat potato chip and bologna sandwiches. Thats as weird as I got

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I still do this. I save easily $200/month eating it 3 days a week. Pro tip: the bread and bologna at Aldis is S tier and with the right addons and seasonings it’s a fantastic light meal.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I dunno man when I was in the UK I had a shit ton of awesome food. Lots of fried fish, roasted meat, savory and sweet pies, sausages, breads, cheeses, not to mention the crossover and fusion food like Indian and South Asian.

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[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also British food: jellied eels. Cut up eels in jello.

Fuck that.

[–] makingrain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Didn't the US have pasta in jello?

By 1930, there appeared a vogue in American cuisine for congealed salads, and the company introduced lime-flavored Jell-O, to complement the add-ins that cooks across the country were combining in these aspics and salads. Popular Jell-O recipes often included ingredients like cabbage, celery, green peppers, and even cooked pasta.[10]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jell-O

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[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

you guys remind me of a girl I used to work with who would always mock "white people food," except that to her that really just meant "poor white people food." It's not gourmet, but sometimes all you have is fucking bread.

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

No wonder they started wars over spices.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't this like midwar bombing rations when things got bad or something?

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[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Fat Duck, a restaurant with three Michelin stars, serves toast sandwich as a side dish.

So, you tell me.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 19 points 2 days ago (9 children)

It was invented for a "cheapest meal" competition if I recall. If someone really made this, the inside bread would be drowned in something with several insane flavours. Probably Branston pickle.

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[–] hector@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Bread sandwiches were popular in the US too when they got the machines to refine grain, and remove the endosperm from the outer coating of the seed where all the vitamins are, they would put a slice of white bread from that processing inbetween two pieces of coarse bread from the whole grain.

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