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It's a living (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The toxic ADHD trait of truly believing you can fix yourself tomorrow.

[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Me: I’ll just do this later

Wife: when is later?

Me: …

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But I can! Tomorrow I'm going to start a mindfulness meditation routine that will break me out of this funk...and tonight, Im gonna go to bed early, and get plenty of sleep!

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to start waking up earlier so I can work out before work. Why yes I did buy a weight bench and adjustable weights 2 years ago that have since gone untouched, how did you know?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are we the same person?

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

signs point to yes.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 21 points 2 months ago (4 children)

At least with a diagnosis I don’t go “stop being lazy you stupid piece of shit… why can’t you just do it!!!” So that’s nice

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

instructions unclear. obtained diagnosis, still call myself a lazy piece of shit, except now I also feel guilty about calling myself that because it's ableism 🤔

[–] Coelacanth@feddit.nu 12 points 2 months ago

This is the way.

[–] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

I wish a diagnosis was enough for me 🤣

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That does sound nice.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Oh I still do that

[–] hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

All I see is 5-6 hours of doing things. Good job and be kind to yourself!

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago

From my therapist, jokingly: "Jesus Christ, you people can't do anything!"

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Get out of my head, Charles

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I go directly from panic to existencial dread X'D

[–] TangledRockets@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Dammit.

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Missing out: I then drink out of frustration with myself.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

It's a living

I didn't recognise you without the handcuffs 🎶

[–] Photonic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wdym tomorrow? The deadline is at midnight. There is no tomorrow…

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You have planned for it, thus disrupting the natural order of ADHD and guaranteeing it wont happen how you expected, but some other fucked up order that still accomplishes little.