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submitted 5 months ago by homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world to c/politicalhumor@lemmy.world

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[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 45 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Tear down the system that lead to a militarized police force and nation-wide surveillance? Nonono, that's crazy talk.

[+] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I was talking to my friend the other day about how a massive EMP strike would ultimately do our society some good if we had to interact with our communities and neighbours again for necessities and entertainment again.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's true, but I suspect you're going to miss the many people who are going to die as a result.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Absolutely. And I in all likeliness would also die. It would be a great tragedy. Maybe one that would cause humanity to step up. Start cooperating to fix this.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I, too, would die.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Most of the scenarios I see on the world scale right now involve me dying or living in slow decline to poverty as the world changes. Maybe I’m just being pessimistic but it doesnt feel like it.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I'm not pessimistic, I'm just sick.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

One of the best days I had in college was when the hurricane knocked out power so me and the neighbors had a drunk chess tournament (you lose a piece, you take a sip. End of the game, finish the can. Drink of your choice but one of the neighbors had a cooler of coronas they were sharing so that and water's what post of us drank. I was smoking sassages for the group. Probably won 2 games?) We all just hung out, playing chess, listening to music, eating sassages, drinking corona, and waiting to see if the hurricane was going to give us bad weather again all half expecting to drunken scramble into one of the ground floor apartments if shit started flying. It did not and we all eventually went home and to bed. Most of us never really hung out before then, and some of them I never saw after.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 5 months ago

Every time I’ve moved I always make an effort to be friends with the neighbours, with varying rates of success.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

So like, the constitution or...

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 5 months ago

Racism and class war, for example? Absolutely, but those will take a little longer.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 37 points 5 months ago

Abolish ICE and then prosecute them. Or the other way around, not that important.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 30 points 5 months ago

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 months ago (10 children)

When you finally denazify, please do it properly. Otherwise they and their ideology will fester in your institutions like a cancer, waiting to return when the time is right.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

They won't, Dems paved the way and they liked it just fine.
No 2 white people got shot.

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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 15 points 5 months ago

Worth remembering that both of the most recent fatal shootings were carried out by border patrol officers. It doesn't end with ice.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First the one, then the other.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Then farm them out as manual labor under the 13th amendment.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Maybe I still have too much of a soul left because I still feel like enslavement is a step too far.

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

It's possible and necessary to do both.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Execute ICE

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

every single ICE agent has committed treason against the United States, capital punishment is a suitable publishment

[–] eattherich@feddit.online 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I bet the land of the free has a political party you can vote for that is running on that platform -- right?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Absolutely!

[–] coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Both please.

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 months ago

Shatter every member of ice. Letting them survive in prison isn't good enough.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

they all committed treason against America. guess what is an available punishment.

[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 months ago

Blow ICE out of the airlock.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 5 points 5 months ago

prosecute... like they ...prosecuted our fellow citizens?

hmm that system don't work no mo

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago

Melt ice.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Let's see if they remember the penalty for treason. Give it time, it'll come to them.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Kill ICE.

[–] commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago

prisons are bad. abolish ice and the prisons

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Melt ice in your bathtub.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago

Lynch ICE.

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 months ago

Melt ICE.

[–] baka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Deport ICE

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But where? Nobody wants nor needs those Nazi thugs.

[–] baka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

Put them in the middle of the ocean to help fight global warming or space..

[–] dipcart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Melt ice

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 5 months ago

Do what I do, and lick ice.

[–] MattR@feddit.org 1 points 5 months ago

They should be classified as terrorist organisation and in case any of those fuckers steps on European soil, they should be arrested and trialed as war criminal. Fuck those fucking assholes, I hope everyone of the ICE staff dies the most painful death.

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