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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trust me. We will be celebrating like crazy when he and any member of his cabinet dies. Will be a wonderful day. Not the end of fascism in America, but still a good day.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I will happily toast whatever beverage is available.

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

I shall raise my glass of maple syrup!

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

LOL! Love this!

NGL, I could totally see Trump pulling such a stunt.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

It would be worth paying the tariffs, no matter how high they are.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Trump dying will not end this.

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 8 points 1 week ago

No, but it’ll be a GREAT start

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Tariffs wouldn't stop me from celebrating either. Going to be an all weeker!

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depends on how it dies...
In a dementia riddled fever dream? Then, probably not.
Tied to a chair and waterboarded before guillotined to show what should happen to child rapist treasonous wannabe dictators? Then, that should stop it all.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

The person who downvoted you is a little bitch, full stop.

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'd celebrate with warm puddle water if it meant he died faster

Stock up yall

Guns too

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a shit timeline. I know the beaverton is satire, but I read it and totally believed he said that. 

On the other hand tho, I don't even live there and I will celebrate his death as the greatest of days! 

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

I too swallowed the onion, on this one.

I think most Americans already bought their "trumps dead" champaign a long time ago. Look at that decrepit fucker. I might buy a "trumps dead" avocado at this point, and I am worried it might not be soft enough for guac in time.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

It's only celebration if it comes from Celebration, FL.

Otherwise it's just sparkling grave dancing.

I can celebrate that glorious occasion with a warm glass of PFAS-laden tap water for all the mind-blowing bliss I will be feeling then and for more than a few weeks after

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would totally donate to a gofundme for a jailbreaker to disable the cameras around his grave so a massive grave piss party could ensue.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You'll have to take a ticket and join the queue first

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I can still dance when I'm sober, maybe not as well, but I can still.

I danced when Reagan died. I danced when Bush Sr. died. I'll dance when Bush Jr. dies, and I'll dance when Trump dies.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 points 1 week ago

I dont need anything to celebrate his death. The event itself is enough.

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Meh, sparkling wine or prosecco will be good enough. Actually, I would do some hard whiskey shots in celebration.