Would be a shame to pass up on such a good opportunity for California hoisting this flag.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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Good luck Europe lmao
Fuck no. As an European we don't want any of this shit. Americans can handle their own mess.
Well to be fair they did come in to rescue us after Hitlers mess. I'm not against saving Americans from the mess they created. Not sure if i would risk my life, but the ice Gestapo is making me wonder if that would be the humane thing to do. But no judgement from my part, i totally get your fuck-them attitude.
They came and saved us from Hitler once they were under attack themselves, they didn't just jump in immediately. Hitler was quite popular in certain circles in the US before they joined the war. But yeah they did help Europe and the soldiers that gave their life for that are heroes.
On another note, the Soviet Union also helped fight against Hitler as much as the Allies.
they didn't just jump in immediately.
the Soviet Union also helped fight against Hitler as much as the Allies.
Both true, i'd prefer if we didn't have to jump in and the US sorts itself out without foreign intervention. But when i see these razzias against people of colour or read stories from the lgbtq, I cannot think it's their problem.
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Honestly yeah that part made me lol
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I don’t think anyone would want Florida, can we just sink it?
[Climate change]: “Workin’ on it!”
Let nature reclaim it, and the rest of the gulf coast. Let it return to mangrove forests and be less absolutely ratfucked by hurricanes.
Give it back to Spain.
Why would they accept? Seriously. When you drive in there is a billboard reminding you not to get drunk and have sex with your daughter.
Like that is a for real thing to remind people of.
When you drive in there is a billboard reminding you not to get drunk and have sex with your daughter.
G.T.F.O..
Circa 2010
Oh. My. Fucking. God!
that is... jesus christ on a motherfucking cracker, what is wrong with southerners?
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Europe doesn’t want any of it. We had it before and look at the mess that come of it.
Canada can have it
For real, people keep forgetting where the USA comes from...
I like that California was granted independence but Hawaii just declared it
It's pretty sad what happened to Hawaii. They really want nothing to do with the US if you strip away everything else.
Everyone should look up the fucked up stuff Mark Fuckerberg is doing over there.
🇲🇽 MAKE TEXAS MEXICO AGAIN 🇲🇽
Looks like entire landmass of baja was destroyed in the conflict
The North American continent sheds it's Baja when threatened, but it regrows after a while.
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The entire Florida Oblast should be returned to nature.
Honestly, I'm ok with this
Yup. As a native New Englander, I can see the entire region south of the St. Lawrence waterway and south down the eastern seaboard to Philadelphia falling under the name Atlantic Arcadia and it's tied together by a North Atlantic marine maritime culture of transatlantic trade and languages.
Please just give me this, name it the New California Republic.
Mexico reclaiming its land from 1846: feelsgoodman.jpg
the good ending.
Meh, New England alone is 15 million people. I would much rather see them become independent republics than having to integrate millions of Americans into Canada. Then we can create a North American Union with Schengen and shared international common institutions. Make our own EU with blackjack and hookers.
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This kind of map really shows how much people use alternate history to think through fears and ‘what ifs.’ Even when it’s exaggerated, it’s interesting as a reflection of the moment more than a prediction.
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I would be so happy if 2036 looked like this.
As a Wisconsinite, I have 3 thoughts:
- I would hope to be a full province, not just an [occupied] territory of Canada, so that I'd be represented.
- I'd still be happier as a Canadian territory than a US state, given the way the US is going.
- I actually really don't want my Wisconsinite neighbors represented. This place is redder than you think. Maybe a territory is best.
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Florida here - either give us to Mexico or sink us into the ocean
I'm aware that the Treaty of Hidalgo formalised and legalised the US annexation of Texas and New Mexico, but the US Southwest was literally stolen, to begin with, from Mexico.
Time for reconquista!
Woo~ I get to live in Europe!
No. You get to live in the EU. The difference is geographical.
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Fuck off with that flag for California, we have dozens of them from the bear flag revolt that could be used assuming we don't just stick with the one we've been using since the revolt and they go with the worst one. I know it's source and it was quiet literally lost outside of a photo because it was tossed in the trash.
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