Sounds good overall, but I'm glad I don't live in the area occupied by Mexico.
Eh Buddy Hoser
Take off ya hoser!
Europe: "Nice, let's relaunch this well organized cane sugar and cotton business"
🇲🇽 MAKE TEXAS MEXICO AGAIN 🇲🇽
I'm aware that the Treaty of Hidalgo formalised and legalised the US annexation of Texas and New Mexico, but the US Southwest was literally stolen, to begin with, from Mexico.
Time for reconquista!
Love the fact that Washington just turns Canada doping ww3 😂
The entire Florida Oblast should be returned to nature.
Florida here - either give us to Mexico or sink us into the ocean
Don't worry, we'll go with the second choice
grabs pool floaty and a fruity drink
I for one welcome our new overlords from the great white north! As an oregonian I’m just happy to keep the MLS I-5 cascadia cup rivalry going… even if their bacon sucks!
Yes please.
Fuck off with that flag for California, we have dozens of them from the bear flag revolt that could be used assuming we don't just stick with the one we've been using since the revolt and they go with the worst one. I know it's source and it was quiet literally lost outside of a photo because it was tossed in the trash.
Dafuq happened to Baja California‽
it got flooded during the war.
Atlanta can join Eurovision wooooo
New Orleans will go back to speaking French.
Where Alaska and Hawaii and Puerto Rico and guam
Alaska and Hawaii are in there. PR and Guam presumably independent.
Where is china
Would be a shame to pass up on such a good opportunity for California hoisting this flag.

I like that California was granted independence but Hawaii just declared it
As a Wisconsinite, I have 3 thoughts:
- I would hope to be a full province, not just an [occupied] territory of Canada, so that I'd be represented.
- I'd still be happier as a Canadian territory than a US state, given the way the US is going.
- I actually really don't want my Wisconsinite neighbors represented. This place is redder than you think. Maybe a territory is best.
Please just give me this, name it the New California Republic.
If the US loses WWIII the only thing left will be a little bit of remote wilderness not suited for anything but trying to hide.
I support this. No notes.
Europe gets Florida?
Rough trade lmao
Florida, yes. Floridians... we'll see.
Good luck Europe lmao
Fuck no. As an European we don't want any of this shit. Americans can handle their own mess.
California is joining Denmark they paid for it with healthcare and pastries
I'm cool with where PA sits. Maybe the Eagles will have better luck in the CFL.
I think we should gift Florida to Cuba in return for a un backed and approved constitution rework/rewrite
This kind of map really shows how much people use alternate history to think through fears and ‘what ifs.’ Even when it’s exaggerated, it’s interesting as a reflection of the moment more than a prediction.
Europe doesn’t want any of it. We had it before and look at the mess that come of it.
Canada can have it