this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 2 points 16 hours ago

Sounds good overall, but I'm glad I don't live in the area occupied by Mexico.

[–] tino@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Europe: "Nice, let's relaunch this well organized cane sugar and cotton business"

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

🇲🇽 MAKE TEXAS MEXICO AGAIN 🇲🇽

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I'm aware that the Treaty of Hidalgo formalised and legalised the US annexation of Texas and New Mexico, but the US Southwest was literally stolen, to begin with, from Mexico.

Time for reconquista!

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Love the fact that Washington just turns Canada doping ww3 😂

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

The entire Florida Oblast should be returned to nature.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Florida here - either give us to Mexico or sink us into the ocean

[–] doublenom@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't worry, we'll go with the second choice

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

grabs pool floaty and a fruity drink

[–] ImperialATAT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I for one welcome our new overlords from the great white north! As an oregonian I’m just happy to keep the MLS I-5 cascadia cup rivalry going… even if their bacon sucks!

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (5 children)

This was definitely made by someone from California.

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Yes please.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuck off with that flag for California, we have dozens of them from the bear flag revolt that could be used assuming we don't just stick with the one we've been using since the revolt and they go with the worst one. I know it's source and it was quiet literally lost outside of a photo because it was tossed in the trash.

[–] GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The two-headed bear was right there

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dafuq happened to Baja California‽

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 23 hours ago

it got flooded during the war.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Atlanta can join Eurovision wooooo

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

New Orleans will go back to speaking French.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Where Alaska and Hawaii and Puerto Rico and guam

[–] oascany@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Alaska and Hawaii are in there. PR and Guam presumably independent.

[–] outerspace@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Where is china

[–] Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 2 days ago

Would be a shame to pass up on such a good opportunity for California hoisting this flag.

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like that California was granted independence but Hawaii just declared it

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a Wisconsinite, I have 3 thoughts:

  1. I would hope to be a full province, not just an [occupied] territory of Canada, so that I'd be represented.
  2. I'd still be happier as a Canadian territory than a US state, given the way the US is going.
  3. I actually really don't want my Wisconsinite neighbors represented. This place is redder than you think. Maybe a territory is best.
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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Please just give me this, name it the New California Republic.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 6 points 1 day ago

If the US loses WWIII the only thing left will be a little bit of remote wilderness not suited for anything but trying to hide.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I support this. No notes.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Europe gets Florida?

Rough trade lmao

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 2 points 21 hours ago

Florida, yes. Floridians... we'll see.

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[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (11 children)
[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (17 children)

Fuck no. As an European we don't want any of this shit. Americans can handle their own mess.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

California is joining Denmark they paid for it with healthcare and pastries

[–] csynthare@crazypeople.online 4 points 1 day ago

I'm cool with where PA sits. Maybe the Eagles will have better luck in the CFL.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I think we should gift Florida to Cuba in return for a un backed and approved constitution rework/rewrite

[–] lauracor@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This kind of map really shows how much people use alternate history to think through fears and ‘what ifs.’ Even when it’s exaggerated, it’s interesting as a reflection of the moment more than a prediction.

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Europe doesn’t want any of it. We had it before and look at the mess that come of it.

Canada can have it

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