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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.
Basically, the trifecta goes like this:
If you feel like you hate everyone, eat or drink something. If you feel like you hate yourself, take a shower. And if you feel like the world hates you, go to sleep.
Bonus advice: If you feel like everyone hates everyone, go outside and interact with real people.
If I wake up feeling like the world hates me, should I just go back to sleep?
That last part really hits. The trains around here had a major outage last week, leaving me and like 100 other people stranded outside in the rain for like 3 hours. We all came together in solidarity, as hating DB is the greatest unifier.
Instructions unclear, food and bed now soaked, area where the shower used to be cordoned off and under investigation as ground zero for a Reality Altering Event situation. Isolation ward refuses to order a new shower curtain, please advise.
See what happens when you miss your calming banana?
Now you know how animals feel when they are hunting. They will literally murder someone else to feed themselves.
Is this Snickers ad?
Real talk tho: Snickers using a quote that is essentially completely true as the slogan is the most powerful marketing tactic ever created in the planet.
No, this is Loss
I get hungry enough I can get dangerous.
Not physically, but I'm prone to make aggressive comments that could end lifelong friendships.
I always pack snacks. And caffeine.
Yeah, but now I take a cocktail of antidepressants and get therapy, so I just feel useless instead. It's a remarkable step up.
Turn evil? Bitch I've been evil for years and never looked back.
Sculder and Mully.