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Reminds me of this comic. Contract kink. by brynkiwi on tumblr


You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.

Would they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don't know if this is wise...
Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy... How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I'm not wearing a collar.
Its dick barb surgery or nothing, pal
although going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances
that's the thing, i'm not house trained
Feral, huh?
Might as well, I'll wear the ears and tail if you want.
Just gotta notch the ear.
Even if I'm already fixed?
What does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?
So the elite don't want you to know this but...
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-ducks-at-the-park-are-free
Thank you
goals
is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws
Happy cake day :3
What the fuck did I stumble upon.
EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?
Memeing about the shitty situation of queer people in the USA, as in it's so bad they'd rather become even pets to get into the safety of Canada.
And you can be as cow as you like!
I'm not even actually queer (as far as I know at least).
I just want to be a cow.
Cows are awesome. They are literally an inspiration to me
Too bad I can't see your PF for some reason. I get the feeling you are the cow person.
I'm not sure what you mean, but I do really admire cows. I don't feel like I am one though (like I wouldn't have a cow fursona)
Oh, nwm.
I can woodwork
hiiii I’m already house trained
Mostly....
It was one time!!
But I was laying there...
I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.
I would never puke on a rug.
Not much of a catboy, then.
Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps
Mrrrp :3
Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches
Second Underground Railroad
I have an American. They're a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.
Please take me 😭
fun fact: this works with many other countries, not just the USA
I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me
Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo
Depends, do you look like ron perlman? Thats a genre of catboy that needs more representation
Not at all.
Uh oh... (I'm in danger!)
What a cruel tease
Right? Cat-enby here, will meow in exchange for food
They all want a green card dom

adopt-an-American please
What can i say except, mrrrp!